no, not that drew

Precisely!!

I’m sure you could train they to do that, I’ve most commonly seen them trained to hunt rats. Perhaps the slippers would be easier to carry than a newspaper. Do we even subscribe to a newspaper, if we do we’re going to have to stop, that’s a colossal waste of paper.

I don’t know. I mean, my mom doesn’t for sure, but she is also not at all like dad when it comes to being like...an adult. Honestly, the newspaper industry just needs to move to being completely online for the sake of the environment. Plus the only worthwhile part is the comics and those stopped being good after Calvin and Hobbes ended.

Luckily for him, Valerie loves him just the same.

It would be lovely if you took one!! I’ve found them to be quite the easy pet, really. I’ll even be more than happy to help you little train the baby!

Hearts not parts, right?

I believe his… bits… were a bit small when we got him, therefore they thought he was a boy? I’m not really sure considering I never looked.

Regardless, we’re having babies and need to prepare.

Aw, poor guy. All the guy ferrets must make fun of him in the locker room.

“I don’t think so, Mrs. Popular seems to be eyeing some other mans. Oh well, looks like I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.” He answered with a chuckle, looking out into the crowd wondering if Sarah had already snuck off with some other dude. It was a bit pathetic to still be using a beard in 20GAYTEEN but Lima was still stuck in the past so he had to make do. “What about you? You think you’ll go home with a hot piece tonight?”

"Damn. That can’t be good for your back. But, hey, at least grandma liked your insta.” She laughed a little herself, though the situation kinda made her sad. She wished Jude could actually date someone he was interested in, but, well, not wanting to get beat up was a noble cause in her book. She snorted at the question and shook her head. “The hottest thing I plan on being with tonight is a blunt. I don’t even know why I’m not with one now, honestly. Besides, all the hot ones are either about to get drunk off their asses from the punch or are just completely off limits. Or, in your case of course, ‘taken’.”

Who wouldn’t want a shout out on national television and potentially in front of Barbra Streisand????

Guaranteed is a strong word, Drew. But I would like to think you’re still supportive and encouraging enough by then to make an impact which would give me reason to mention you.

I’m not sure that’s enough reason to join a club that meets for hours upon hours every week, Rach.

VERONICA: See! A win win situation.

VERONICA: your secret's safe with me.

VERONICA: not that i should be condoning this but oh well!

DREW: Thank you. I always knew you were the cool sister

WREN: I could do it, different handwriting.

WREN: Then you could just go another time and get more time off. Sequel birthright trip. Israel 2: Return of the Drew.

DREW: I may have to take you up on that offer.

JOEY: I feel ya on that. School is for chums.

DREW: "Chums"? Edgy

i know ya’ll yeehaw motherfuckers are going to ring in the fall season by going to the pumpkin patch but if you want to actually do something fun then you should come see me, ol’ smackdonald, and my team at the roller derby qualifiers this weekend.

I definitely don’t get the obsession with pumpkins, whether it’s patches or spiced lattes or any other format. Roller derby though? Especially with me as the hot referee? Nothing can be better than that.

JOEY: I mean, they could? Doesn't hurt to try.

DREW: Idk it might be easier to just cheat in class the old fashioned way

JOEY: Just get a smart kid to take the test for you? Bam, problem solved.