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“DUDE, how are you gonna come into my house and try to be player one?? that shit doesn’t FLY. you’d better grab the red controller and call it a day.” cree happens to take his status of “alpha gamer of fort cree” very seriously.
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she’s over being upset with him for leaving. she thinks. it’s hard, you know. getting to the point where you start believing in and depending on someone and then having to realize that maybe that wasn’t such a good decision. but she gets it now. she thinks.
eden won’t waste her time being upset. there’s only so much time that they have together until he’s ripped away from her again, so she’ll welcome every moment she can get. it’s cheesy. it’s disgusting. but it’s the truth.
“ too fucking long !!! cree !!!! ” it’s like, she’s almost vibrating with excitement. she throws her arms around his neck, burying her face in his shoulder so he can’t see the weenie ass tears forming in her eyes. “ i’ve missed you. please tell me you missed me too. ”
the hug finally garners a reaction from him, and the second her face is buried in his shoulder, cree is -- get this -- ACTUALLY overcome with emotion. he hates himself for it, for just a fleeting moment, until the urge to hug her back overwhelms his self-disgust, and, albeit hesitantly, the oneiroi wraps his arms around her, hugging her back tightly.
WOW. he wasn’t aware of what he had until it was gone, until it was standing in front of him once again. cree hadn’t allowed himself to think about just how much he’d missed her until now, and the reality threatens to make him double over with the intensity of it all.
“more than anything, small-fry.” his tone, sardonic in nature, does nothing to mirror how he really feels, && he hugs her a little tighter, just for good measure, surprised at how much he DOESN’T ever want to let her go again.
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he loves his job. really, he does. he’s one of those people that ACTUALLY looks forward to it everyday -- you know what he hates, though?? the customers. which is funny, because he’s in retail, and since customers make up 96% of his job, it may be safer to say he sort of hates his job a little.
&& congratulations, you’re lucky number NINTH IN LINE, bearing the brunt of the rage the customer before you has instilled in him!! indigo hues glance over you, lips pursed into a firm line, long fingers tapping a pattern on the metal of the counter that separates you.
“ can i help you.”
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that’s funny, cause eden’s the exact opposite. her entire life is just her being caught off guard by one thing or another. constant surprise. never really knowing what’s about to come after her. it’s a lil stressful, for sure, but it is what it is. all things considered, she thinks she tends to handle it pretty well.
so she SHOULDN’T be so surprised that cree just drops in after who knows how long, but, there she goes — eyes widen, eyebrows shoot up. her mouth doesn’t drop open, cause that would be too extra, but don’t get it twisted. she’s still pretty shook.
“ —– oh my gosh. ” she’s over by him in a heartbeat, reaching a finger out to poke him in the cheek. “ you’re really here. ”
he’s not entirely sure how to process this or what to feel, so instead, he’ll continue to stare at her, unbelieving, until the poke to his cheek provokes his inevitable annoyance and he’s swatting her hand away, brows furrowed in her general direction.
( but it’s a cover -- don’t let that shit fool you. he’s still in awe. )
“well, yeah. i think so.” he gives her a once over, still convinced he’s HALLUCINATING somehow. “but... christ, eden, how long’s it fucking been??”
HE’S GOT a legitimate question, but he doesn’t want to offend her, so he’ll sit in silence for a few moments longer, blunt in hand, smoke trailing from the end and evaporating into thin air. Eventually, his interest gets the best of him and he looks over at her, one thick brow quirked, a question mark to punctuate his inquiry.
( curiosity kills the cat, as it is apt to do. )
“So, like... how does this work?? Can you still take a hit from it??” he holds up the joint in question. “Or??”
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ssssoooooo, he’s a LITTLE bit drunk on this wonderful fourth of july, singing AMERICAN PIE on repeat and off-key, ( and god only knows why he’s sitting, fully clothed, in a bath tub with a quarter-full bottle of rum, but it’s probably better just to leave him be. )
“ des. DES. y’g--- ya gotta sing with me this time around. FROM THE TOP!!!! readdyyyyy? i said, byyyyyeee, bbbbyyyeeee, miss american pie --”
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cree’s never caught OFF-GUARD ; he never allows himself to be, && nothing ever SHOCKS him because he doesn’t care enough.
( but then he sees you from halfway across the room, and he’ll be damned if his mouth doesn’t drop open, heart already located at the pit of his stomach. )
oh fuck.
“ --------------- eden ?? “
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it had been difficult.
he’d been joking about the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE for years on end, but nothing could have prepared him for the real thing. the world had crumbled to nothingness in a little over a week, and had been virtually inhabitable since – which wasn’t great news for the living, who were forced to scavenge and fight to exercise basic human rights. SO not as glamorous as the walking dead had once made it look ! initially, cree had quite the difficult time adjusting, && had sunken into a deep and painstaking depression that hadn’t QUITE gone away. it’d been a struggle for him to find the will to survive, && more than once he’d accepted, nearly WELCOMED the thought of a zombie ending his suffering. it had yet to happen, && he’d been on the fast track of taking matters into his own hands –
but it wasn’t all bad. charlie had been the only thing keeping him remotely sane, keeping him GOING ( though he’d never openly admit to it !! ), and finally, FINALLY, they’d found somewhere safe. for now. they could rest && recuperate, and maybe things would begin to look up. for now, however, cree focuses on taking it one day at a time.
❝ hmm. ❞ he’d slept, fitfully, and for no more than ten minutes at a time. between not believing they were truly SAFE (call it a complex) and the persistent && lingering guilt over taking charlie’s jacket, he hadn’t exactly been counting sheep. ❝ well, ah. we still have that beef jerky we found from that warehouse. like, six bags of it, i think. ❞ a thoughtful pause. long digits graze over tired eyes. a stifled yawn. ❝ there’s a jar of applesauce, too, but i don’t know the expiration date. doesn’t really matter. && i think we still have a can of spam or… something. ❞
the soft, paled light, ( what little the clouds allowed. ) mocked charlie with their tiny streams through the blinded window. he’d sleep with the sun directly toasting him without hesitation now. && there’s a silent respect for alaskans who deal with six months of utter darkness. charlie was hardly handling overcast for two weeks – it made him feel weak, that his morale was so rolled by the weather ; && even weaker that he felt weak in general. a VICIOUS ! cycle to endure. charlie rolled onto his back, his spine cracking with the movement. he hated the sounds of bones now – while cracking his knuckles had once been mundane && irrelevant, the thought of it made him want to scream. he was tired of listening to his body. the growl of his stomach && the scream of his bones. it haunted him. ❝ are you familiar with the concept breakfast in bed ; because i would KILL ! for some beef jerky delivery. ❞ he doesn’t want to get up, && it’s obvious. his skin is paled && the semi - baby face he’d once had was evaporated by hunger. his cheekbones were visible now ; && soon, they would be gaunt.❝ my whole. entire. body. hurts – ❞ he’s sure cree feels no better. nobody who’s survived this long could feel any better. it wouldn’t stop him from complaining. ❝ we should find wheel chairs. wheel ourselves around – it’s like bikes but less exercise – ❞
cree sits up, albeit slowly and remains in that position for a few minutes, listening to charlie speak. something akin to a chuckle escapes dry, cracked lips && then he’s looking up towards the ceiling through lidded eyes, stud- ying the veins in the plaster that parallel his own, purple through pale, bruised, breaking. he doesn’t want to get up. he wants to sit here and rot away like the rest of the world, but he’ll push layers of threadbare covers away from him and stand, making his way towards their ever-depleting supplies to grab a bag of beef jerky for himself && for charlie.
the brunet comes back, tossing the food in his companion’s direction && not bothering to sit back down. if he does, he may not get up again, be that for one reason or another. ❝ yeah. ❞ cree murmurs, voice low, gravelly, unused, and there’s humor in his tone for a brief moment before his expression shifts, serious again.
❝ we need to collect water again. we’re low. ❞ he’s sure charlie knows what that means, why the mirth of the joke never quite reached his eyes, in lieu of the situation. scavenging means leaving the sliver of safety they’ve managed to grasp, it means staring DIRECTLY into the face of death, it means the risk of losing themselves, of losing EACH OTHER.
cree swallows the bile in his throat. he’s not hungry anymore, but nonetheless attempts at a grin for the other’s sake. he’s sure it looks nothing short of pained. ❝ unless you can come up with a way to LIQUEFY beef jerky -- !! ❞
“three to four days is my estimate, but it’s really gonna depend on when i get a new transmission out here for you, because yours is shot.” it’s a shitty situation that the other is presented with, though shane’s tone remains unaffected and free of pity as his gaze slides away from the frustrated customer and back towards the vehicle. “the price depends on what you want to do, though. i can either get a refurbished one for somewhere around a grand, or a new one that’ll be a little under or over two grand, but that’s up to you. obviously the new one would be better and stand up against time easier, but if you’re looking for a cheap and easy fix NOW and not worried about later, then you should do the refurbished one.” car talk was easy; there’s practiced familiarity there, and involved only facts and figures that were steady in their state. they were problems he could handle easily — problems that were solvable to him, unlike the intangible ones that he brushed aside. “so unless you have someone who can pick you up and help you out until this is fixed, your best bet is to get a room at the bed and breakfast in town.” shane is already moving as he cleans up, tossing the advice over his shoulder as he begins the process of closing shop for the night. “it’s actually cheap, especially for being the only option within an eighty mile radius, give or take.”
“well, goddamnit.” cree’s never one to worry about unforeseen consequences, as long as the HERE & NOW is sufficient, but this is a bit of an exception. he doesn’t want to shell out $1000 for it to break down a few months from now, but he doesn’t want to shell out $2000, well... ever. he crosses his arms, elbows resting on his knees as he weighs his options equally. either way, he’s fucked. he’s gotta come up with the money, first -- ( contrary to popular belief, his job pays SHIT ) and then he’s gotta talk himself up to parting with it in order to fix his piece-of-junk car. a tired sigh escapes slightly chapped lips and he looks up and over at the other, seemingly forlorn. “no, i don’t have anyone that can.” he doesn’t have much of anyone at ALL, nevermind someone who would drive god knows how many miles to bumfuckville, nowhere to pick him up. a feeling akin to panic begins to simmer in the pit of his stomach, but he breathes through it in an effort to reassure himself. there are worse situations to be in. “i’m staying local then, i guess.” he shrugs, noncommittal, as if to finalize his decision. “just get it fixed. do what you need to do and tell me how much it’s gonna cost.” well, OH, isn’t he just a mister bigshot?! no, not really. not at all, but he didn’t have much of a choice, given the situation. wasn’t like he could just live here in Podunktown -- he’s got Very Important Stuff to do. probably. “and if you could point me in the direction of that bed and breakfast. i guess. that would be cool.”
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‘I didn’t – ! I mean, I started that, uh, little fire. the major one? yeah, no. I don’t know, the big kind.’
( he’s not even about to mention the fact that HE may or may not have been the one to start the big fire. )

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