i haven't changed. i never will.

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

#this post dragged me without warning (via @bidonica)

For some reason I absolutely hate this information

What u age like when u mind ur business

2day my linguistics professor asked people to name some ships bc she was talking about morphology & how ship names were an example of blending and the room of 100+ people was completely silent bc who wants to expose themselves?? until this one person was like “umm johnlock” and i heard someone behind me go “oh my god……. i hate this”

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Ya she needs to shut up

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage