Dramatic Irony

tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time

luke does, in fact, know his biological dad. in fact. most would argue its one of the most well known scenes in the entire series

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Hey Andrew! I heard you’re new in town. I know what it’s like to be an outsider; I moved here from Germany, where we have boyish black hair and soulful brown eyes. The name’s Mendelssohn. I’m good at music, but bad at chemistry 😢😢😢 You should come to my house sometime and listen to some of my music. My parents are never home because they died of TB.

*to myself* I don’t know how to love him! *ahem* I have just the piece for this evening and I have the sheet music right here. Oops I dropped it! Let me just bend down…

@high-art-vacuum-cleaner

i do kinda feel sorry for sondheim knowing he couldn’t write anything as good as so much better from legally blonde :(

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

endgame was so basic. what if when the avengers confronted thanos on his farm he was like “they said it would work. they said I would be happy” and it turned out he was just a puppet for some higher, more terrifying power. whoever it was had taken advantage of thanos’ madness and strength and used him. the film could have been about hunting down this entity and after years of searching, they find out it was the grandmaster and his brother the collector, two of the oldest beings in the universe. at this point the avengers are desperate and they can’t understand why the brothers would have done this. they need closure, they need a reason, and it turns out, after all that, the brothers were bored. they’re millions of years old and life had been getting dull so they wanted to stir the pot, mix things up a bit, so they spent thousands of years plotting an elaborate plan. they ignited the fire and watched it burn. that’s it. how would the avengers of handled that? to know that that trillions of lives were snuffed out of existence because of the tediousness of immortality? what would happen next?

This would have been a 10/10 way to introduce Death herself

Nah they should have just sued Thanos

for some reason, his expression combined with the text “where is friend?” makes me want to burst into heaving sobs

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i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious