Faery Queen Llewellyn Emrys

How do you spell "omelet"?

I don't know where we'll put them all if it should rain.

[Name], be an angel and get these things out of the way.

Don't say "stinks," If absolutely necessary, "smells."

There must be a ghost loose in the house!

We both might face the fact that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a partner.

Well, don't let's argue about it.

You wanted me to take a stand and I've taken it.

You almost talk as though you wanted [him/her/them] back.

Hey, it's better this way, really. You'll see.

Let's forget about the past. We both deserve some happiness now.

Why don't you postpone the wedding?

Be in the car when I get down!

[He/she/they] sets exceptionally high standards for themselves, that's all.

Oh, I wish something would happen. Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here.

Where'd you get this idiotic thing anyway?

Never play with fire!

I love it. It's got pictures of everything.

Who is that terribly attractive person?

Well, how do you like me?

Coming into a private house with a camera. Ugh!

What would happen if I took it into my head someday to go into politics?

I'll start writing short stories again. That's what I should be doing anyway.

I don't think you're being fair to me, [name].

You really hate me, don't you, [name]?

I don't hate you, but I don't like you very much though.

Married on impulse and divorced in a rage.

It's degrading. It's undignified!

Holy mackerel, what goes on here?

That's right. How did you know?

I was the only photographer whose camera you didn't smash.

Now listen. There's something screwy here!

Here, [name]. There's a little spit in your eye. It shows.

I'll go around myself and surprise them.

What's this room? I forgot my compass.

Wouldn't you know you'd have to be as rich as the Lords to live in a dump like this?

What kind of a name is that anyway?

Look. How do you like this?

This is the voice of doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son.

[name], don't you know that tomorrow is the wedding?

You can go right back where you came from.

Now look, you don't think I'd miss your wedding, do you?

I'd better come along, introduce you.

They expect to stay here over the wedding? I think that's very queer.

You went to work after the divorce, didn't you?

I thought you were low, but I never thought you'd sink to this!

I used to be afraid of that look. The withering glance of the goddess.

Who the heck do they think they are, barging in on peaceful people?

First, could I interest you in some small blackmail?

I'm going to be sick. I am sick.

They aren't anybody's friends. But we're to pretend they are.

Is there no such thing as privacy anymore!?

We must just be ourselves. You want us to create a good impression, don't you?

They don't know that we know what they're really here for, I hope.

They don't know about us, do they?

I suppose you wouldn't know where that is.

Can you play the piano? I can. And sing at the same time.

What is this? Idiot, probably.

I do hope you'll stay. The house is in rather a mess, of course.

Can you imagine a grown-up man having to sink so low?

You must have had a most happy childhood there.

Of course I'm not ashamed of it.

Well, good heavens, [name], you never told me anything –

It's a quaint old place, don't you think? Filled with relics.

I don't mean to criticize. You probably have other interests outside your work.

Are you… going together?

Well, I don't see why. I think it's very interesting.

Look, who's doing the interviewing here?

Forgive me for not coming in sooner, but things are in such a state.

Oh, I guess this must be love, huh?

I'm just [his/her/their] faithful old dog, [name].

You don't look as well as when I last saw you, [name].

It's almost impossible to repay that debt. But you'll manage, eh?

You don't look old enough to get married. Not even the first time. But you never did.

Sometimes, for your own sake, I think you should have stuck to me longer.

What have you done to deserve it all?

Yeah, I had a feeling that would happen.

Couldn't you afford to buy my book?

I can't make you out at all now.

You talk so big and tough, and then you write like this.

I believe you put the toughness on to save your skin.

Look, let's walk, shall we? It'll be much more fun.

You may not believe this, but there are people in this world that must earn their living.

Hey, you've really got something here.

Isn't it lucky that I happened to think about that house?

I'm sorry to have seemed patronizing.

Don't tell me you've forsaken your beloved whiskey and whiskeys?

Would you mind tell me just what it is you're hanging around for?

I never saw you looking better, [name]. You're getting that fine, tawny look.

It's astonishing what money can do for people. Don't you agree?

I'm not interested in myself for the moment.

You're far and away your favorite person in the world.

You took on that problem with me when you took me.

I never considered you as that, nor myself!

Stop using those foul words.

[Name], what are you trying to make me out as?

How in the world can you even think of it?

I suppose you'd still be attractive to any man of spirit though.

You seem quite contemptuous of me, all of a sudden.

It's a pity your own foot can't slip a little sometime, but your sense of inner divinity wouldn't allow that.

I'm through,[name]. For the moment I've had my say.

So long. I left you a little wedding present. Sorry I hadn't any ribbon to tie it up with.

I'm going to build you an ivory tower with my own two hands.

You know, we're gonna represent something.

You're so cool and fine and always so much your own.

It's what I first worshipped you for, from afar.

I don't want to be worshipped. I want to be loved.

Do keep that note out of your voice, [name]. It's very unattractive.

I'm talking seriously about something I've thought over thoroughly.

I think a devoted young girl gives a man the illusion that youth is still his.

You have everything it takes to make a lovely person except the one essential – an understanding heart.

That's an… awful thing to say to anyone.

What's the matter with everyone all at once, anyhow?

Let's all have a last drink. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. You never drink.

I can tell there's something in the air because I'm being taken away.

[Name], what's come over you?

[Name], I would like to talk to you. I just felt like talking to you.

Are you still in love with [him/her/them]? Or perhaps you consider that a very personal question?

Goddamn it, either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me!

What would happen to you if I used this stuff?

We all rode into this thing on a filthy blackmail.

I'm cooked. I'm through anyway.

I tell you what. Let's have a quick swim to brighten us up.

The prettiest sight in this fine, pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.

Say, what do you mean, "snob"?

Well, 30's about time to make up your mind!

You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you?

Oh, you've got all the arrogance of your class, all right, haven't you?

Now I'm getting self-conscious.

Oh, what goes on? You've got tears in your eyes.

That's really all I am to you, is it?

What is it? Have I got feet of clay or something?

Put me in your pocket, [name].

Now, don't try to be funny. I asked you a question.

Something's going on here, and I'm staying.

I got eyes, I got imagination, haven't I?

Well, we're all only human, you know.

Please go home, [name]. Not until i've got my eyes open.

Oh, now don't tell me you don't remember.

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry. I'm a disappointment to you.

I'm testing the air. I like it, but it doesn't like me.

I said a lot of things last night, it seems.

Well, if you've got to tell him, you've got to tell him, I suppose.

Now shut up. I can't have you thinking things like that about yourself.

I have a feeling it won't be so hard for me to resign now.

In the light of day, I am sure that you will agree with me.

I wish, for your sake as well as mine, I had an explanation, but, unfortunately, I've got none.

Doubtless. Without a doubt.

I fail to see the humor in this situation..

That seems to be the consensus of opinion.

Will you promise me never to touch the stuff again?

It seems you didn't think anything too well of yourself.

I think it's extremely kind and thoughtful of [him/her/them].

Let's let bygones be bygones. What do you say?

You're too good for me, [name]. You're a hundred times too good.

I have a feeling you had more to do with this than anyone.

Don't get too conventional all at once, will you?

I've made a terrible fool of myself, which isn't unusual.

Well, come on. Let's get in there, best man. Got the ring?

Never in my life have I been so full of love before.

❛ we were all thinking the same thing at the same time, so what? ❜

❛ it’s not like it’s going to get us on david letterman. ❜ 

❛ i hope his dick is bigger than his IQ ❜ 

❛ it’s a beginning not an ending. ❜ 

❛ i don’t think men are the answer to everything. ❜ 

❛ if you want me to treat you like a dumb twit, i will. ❜ 

❛ are you trying to seduce me? ❜ 

❛ you know, in the short time we’ve been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality. ❜ 

❛ you’re not even interesting enough to make me sick. ❜ 

❛ just your average horny little devil. ❜ 

❛ well if that’s how you feel about it, then that’s how you feel about it. is that how you feel about it? ❜ 

❛ their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power. ❜ 

❛ nature is crazy, no matter what the science books tell you. ❜ 

❛ i have nothing against a good fuck. ❜ 

❛ i wish you’d just go away. ❜ 

❛ god made us into the image of goodness and look at what we’ve become. ❜ 

❛ can you stop thinking from between your legs for one minute? ❜ 

❛ i just wanted to see how you were, you know, make sure you were okay. make sure you didn’t have any uncontrollable desire to see me. ❜ 

❛ all i know is we were friends and the next day i was shut out. ❜ 

❛ you don’t even know what love is. ❜ 

❛ tell me the truth, you missed me a little bit, didn’t you? ❜ 

❛ do you think god knew what he was doing when he created woman? ❜ /  ❛ do you think god knew what he was doing when he created man? ❜ 

‘ i don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad. ’

‘ if anybody ever needed a muzzle, it’s him … ’

‘ have you lost your senses completely? ’

‘ i’d give anything to have what you have. ’

‘ i didn’t mean it, {name}, i don’t know what i was thinking! ’

‘ beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences there are, and it’s all ours for the taking. ’

‘ if you promise not to fight anymore, i promise not to yell at you … except on special occasions. ’

‘ you … saved my life. nobody else here would have dared to do that. ’

‘ you don’t know what it was like. ’

‘ i see you haven’t changed a bit. ’

‘ hey! watch where you’re going, stupid head! ’

‘ you don’t belong on the street. you won’t last five minutes out here. ’

‘ wonder what they do around here for excitement. ’

‘ do we have a lobster door? no! we have a dog door! we’re getting a dog. ’

‘ we’re just going to forget this whole thing ever happened. ’

‘ how could there be anything wrong with something so wonderful? ’

‘ i’m not going home! you can’t make me. ’

‘ did you lose your job because of me? ’

‘ if you want to leave, you can. i’ll remember you though. i remember everyone that leaves. ’

‘ i just … i just don’t feel like i belong here. have you ever felt that way? ’

‘ i’m giving you a choice, you can come with me or you can return home. ’

‘ if your father knew about this place- ’

‘ if you ask me, she’s a little strange … ’

‘ everybody thinks i’m … weird … ’

‘ this is great. this is living! i never get to do this at home. ’

‘ why don’t you go tell my father? you’re good at that. ’

‘ stop criticizing me! that’s all my mother ever did, criticize me! ’

‘ you’re hiding something from me … ’

‘ remember this: a human heart has only so much room for love and affection. ’

‘ i’m going to bust us out of here, if it’s the last thing i do. ’

‘ i know you’re trying, {name}, but you need to think about what’s best for them … even if it removes you from the picture. ’

‘ i’ve given you what you’ve always wanted … they’re the one who’s been lying to you all these years. ’

‘ it wasn’t built to keep something out … it was built to keep me in. ’

‘ you’ve got no one to blame but yourself. ’

‘ well … that’s what comes of tying yourself down to one person. ’

‘ we could run off together. we don’t need them. ’

‘ you’re just like … like your mother. ’

‘ it’s about time you settle down. ’

‘ i thought we could sit out here and talk. ’

‘ i’m sorry i bit you … and pulled your hair … and punched you in the face. ’

‘ sometimes you try your hardest but things don’t work out the way you want them to. ’

‘ i hope that you appreciate what i go through for you. ’

‘ take my advice and settle down with this one, huh? ’

‘ i should have been home hours ago … ’

‘ i’m late because i had to go to the store and get peanut butter because all we have is stinkin’ tuna- ’

‘ no, you don’t belong there, you’re better than that and that’s what i like about you. ’

‘ you know, i really believed they had a chance … then you came along. ’

‘ isn’t it obvious? {name}’s in love. ’

‘ why didn’t you wait at the school? you were supposed to wait there! ’

‘ that’s the first time i’ve seen you smile in weeks. ’

‘ i know that’s why you wreck things and why you’re mean to me sometimes … ’

‘ i was just like you when i was your age. ’

‘ i don’t need you to shelter and protect me! ’

‘ you’re not like the rest of us. you’re good and kind. the streets will beat that out of you if you stay. ’

‘ you really want a family, don’t you? ’

‘ i’ve got a very comfortable home, where i know you’ll be loved and appreciated … ’

‘ why do you act so weird? ’

‘ open up your eyes to what life can really be … ’

‘ are you going to play dolls? ’

‘ this is great. i mean, i really love this … adventure, excitement, danger lurking around every corner … ’

‘ you don’t have to be scared of me. i won’t hurt you. ’

‘ we can’t go in! the sign says- ’

‘ i need you to stay here for a few minutes. i’m going to be right back. ’

‘ i’m {number} years old! i’m not a child! ’

‘ hey, i brought you some pizza in case you were hungry. ’

‘ i’m not your girl. i don’t belong to anyone … ’

‘ i wish i could tell {name} how i feel … but they’d never understand. ’

‘ you seem very familiar … have we met? ’

‘ people treat me different. ’

‘ i know you’ve been keeping something from me. ’

‘ sometimes … things have to change and maybe sometimes they’re for the better. ’

‘ you didn’t think they would miss you!? ’

‘ this is you and this is your badness level. it’s unusually high for someone your size. ’

‘ all i ever hear is rules, rules, rules … don’t do this and don’t do that … ’

‘ everyone has trouble fitting in at your age. i know i did. i was a regular fish out of water. ’

‘ there’s a great, big hunk of world out there with no fence around it, where two people can find adventure and excitement … ’

‘ why did you keep the truth from me? ’

‘ i bet they’ve got a lid on every trash can … oh, and a fence around every tree. ’

‘ we’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’

‘ if it wasn’t for you, i would have wound up somewhere else… ’

‘ i’m the only one who understands them. you take that way, they won’t stand a chance. ’

‘ our family is little now and we don’t have much but if you want you could be a part of it. ’

‘ i’m going to stuff you in the blender, push puree then bake you into a pie and feed it to- ’

‘ when you’re footloose and unattached … well, that’s nothing but the best. ’

‘ what are you doing out here? don’t you have a nice family back home? ’

‘ don’t you have a family? ’

‘ oh man, must have been horrible having someone care about you that much … ’

‘ you have a home and a family that loves you. you’re not like the rest of us, {name}. ’

‘ i’m just so afraid i’m going to make a total fool of myself. ’

‘ you’re hiding something from me … ’

‘ i didn’t think they would miss me that much … ’

‘ have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life? ’

‘ i got to get to work. stick around town and stay out of the roads, okay? ’

‘ they aren’t much of a family … but what choice do i have? ’

‘ it’s clear to me that you need them a lot more than they need you. ’

‘ i might not be a doctor but i know that there’s no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. what do you think?  ’

‘ you’re such a pain. ’

‘ come to join the party? ’

“what is the measure of a true hero?”

“will you listen to him?”

“lighten up, dude.”

“you go, girl.”

“ooh, i’d like to make some sweet music with him.”

“although, honey it may seem impossible, that’s the gospel truth.”

“whoa! excuse me! hot stuff coming through!”

“yeah, you know, I had orpheus do the arrangement.”

“isn’t that too nutty?”

“dear, keep those away from the baby.”

“let the kid have a little fun.”

“you know, i haven’t been this choked up…since i got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!”

“so is this an audience or a mosaic?”

“hey, how you doin’? lookin’ good. nice dress.”

“you know, a little dark, a little gloomy. and, as always, hey, full of dead people.”

“you ought to slow down. you’ll work yourself to death.”

“memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”

“did you cut your hair or something? you look fabulous.”

“the time to act will be at hand.”

“okay, fine, fine. i’m cool. i’m fine.”

“hey, watch where you’re goin’!”

“hey, you need an extra guy?”

“he’s too dangerous to be around normal people!”

“he didn’t mean any harm. he’s just a kid.”

“you shouldn’t let those things they said back there get to ya.”

“they’re right. i-i am a freak.”

“sometimes i feel like…like i really don’t belong here…like i’m supposed to be someplace else.”

“i know it doesn’t make any sense.”

“and a voice keeps sayin’ this is where i’m meant to be.”

“i will find my way, i can go the distance.”

“i know every mile, will be worth my while.”

“but if you found me, then where did i come from?”

“i need to know; who am i?”

“you’ve got your mother’s beautiful eyes.”

“uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?”

“you sure this is the right place?”

“i need your help. i want to become a hero, a true hero.”

“haven’t you ever had a dream..something you wanted so bad you’d do anything?”

“dreams are for rookies.”

“a guy can only take so much disappointment.”

“i can go the distance. come on. i’ll show ya.”

“i’m too old to get mixed up in this stuff again.”

“you mean you’ll do it?”

“so when do we start? can we start now?”

“i’m down to one last hope.”

“don’t believe the stories that you read on all the crockery.”

alright. just take it easy.”

“i am ready. i want to get off this island.”

“i want to see battles and monsters.”

“it’s a big, tough town. good place to start buildin’ a rep.”

dialogue.

you can take the bed, i'll sleep on the floor.

i'll take the bed, the floor is all yours.

you think you could maybe... let me squeeze in a little?

you couldn't have found a different tiny closet to hide out in?

i'm not trying to be this close to you, there's just no space in here.

is that your foot touching mine?

for what it's worth... you smell really nice.

did you even shower? ugh!

huh... i never noticed the color of your eyes before.

hurry up! just get in, sit in my lap if you have to!

i really don't want to be alone tonight…

please… stay with me?

come on, i'm not leaving you alone.

concepts.

trace. sender is much closer to receiver than usual and notices something different and gently traces their finger along that part of reciever's face. (beauty mark, scar, dimples, etc.)

couch. sender and receiver wake up after accidentally napping on the couch together.

floor. for whatever reason, sender and receiver choose not to share the same bed or couch. one party takes the floor and both keep striking up conversation, whether it is bickering or heartfelt.

twin bed. sender and receiver share a twin bed, likely too small for them and causing them to be closer than usual.

If only you knew what I just dealt with.

A woman never reveals her age.

I wanna write about things that matter, like politics and the environment and foreign affairs, things I'm interested in.

Keep busting your butt. You're gonna get there.

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

What happens tomorrow night?

You know what I like.

What are you reading, you catching up on your current events?

You know, if you wanna try those out sometime, we should get together.

You finally decided to show up?

Good morning, sunshine.

I'm going back to bed. I have no reason to live.

I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.

Where were you?

Oh, this is a good day. This is a good day.

Precious gems aren't exactly my forte.

It's gonna be my pitch, my account, my campaign. This is my baby.

I don't really wanna talk about it, okay?

Why does this always happen to me?

Seriously, I am mystified because it always starts out so well.

You cried? You mean like one glistening tear on your cheek, right?

It was how I felt. I wanted to express myself.

That is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.

Well, I've been working on something that's, kind of, different.

I'm sorry, I wasn't feeling very well.

I can't use my personal life for a story.

I'll keep a diary of it and it will be sort of a dating how-to in reverse.

What are you working on now?

You are never going to pull this off.

You're not gonna burn the apartment down or bite [him/her/them] or anything, are you?

I'm gonna limit myself to doing everything people do wrong in relationships.

What's wrong with that?

What are you doing here? You weren't invited?

Status is the reason to buy diamonds in the first place.

I respect women, all right? And I also listen to women.

I'd like to see you prove that.

Do you think you can make someone fall in love with you by then?

After I win this bet, this pitch is mine.

I was just wondering if you find…

If you'll excuse me, I have a bet to win.

Now do you wanna tell me what's going on?

I'll meet you at the door.

I'm gonna check this one out and see if [he/she/they] the keeper.

I'm doing this for you.

It's not gonna look goofy on me.

You ready to go for a ride, [name]?

What do I think? About the food or you?

Yeah, you can answer some questions for me, actually.

What do you do for a living?

So you think you got me all figured out?

I still got one last question.

Can I get you a cold beer?

Oh, you are such a hussy. You can't hide those lying eyes.

I can practice some self-control, unlike some people I know.

A diamond is a long-term commitment.

Hey, hey, let's not go too fast, okay?

I want you to respect me. And I want your respect.

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through someone's purse?

Oh, what have we here?

Listen, I had a wonderful time last night.

Denying your subconscious desires is extremely dangerous to your health.

Does that psychobabble really work on anybody?

Well, you know what, I miss you, too.

Why don't we catch a movie or something?

What if something had happened to you?

So I suppose your mind is a complete blank?

You are my family. You're all I've got.

I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are.

Maybe we should get you to a hospital.

That's feeling real nice. It's starting to feel a little better.

I hope you brought your appetite. We've got a feast tonight.

Go ahead and pour yourself a glass of wine.

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht.

You have to take it away before I gag.

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a game?

No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. You're kidding me, right?

Can I see you tomorrow?

Look what I got for us. Look at that. Come on. Come on.

You should try it on, otherwise you don't know if it's gonna fit.

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

I've been trying to get a hold of you.

You know what? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

Please show them to me. I really do wanna see them.

It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

I'm telling you, this calls for drastic measures.

Look, I have to think of something before tomorrow.

I think you know what I'm suggesting.

You're not mad, are you, [name]?

Look, this is getting really creepy, all right?

You're acting completely insane. You know that?

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.

Listen, can you forgive me? I don't know what I was thinking.

I am way out of line, [name]. Can you give me another chance?

Haven't you had enough?

Hey, look, I'm willing to do anything.

What do you think about couples therapy?

I love you, [name], but I don't have to like you right now.

If you're really gonna commit to this, you're gonna have to open up.

Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?

You have a problem.

Look, look, wait a minute. The one night that we even thought about getting close to having sex, [he/she/they] decides they are gonna name my private parts!

Methinks thou doth protesteth too much.

What the hell was that?

I'm not a rage-aholic!

Come here. I've seen this before, and I've seen it many times.

You've got more than enough personalities to keep me completely occupied.

How do you think that makes me feel?

I'm not ashamed of you.

Hey, you wanna talk to the whole family, you can talk to the whole family.

What did [he/she/they] say? I didn't quite hear.

Hello? Hello, where is everybody? Hey!

You heard me. I said bullshit.

I'm your daddy, now.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

I love everything about this house. The noise, the smells.

That's it. You're scaring me.

I want you to come with me. As my partner.

Won't tomorrow be the tenth day we've been seeing each other?

I don't see you at a party for ages.

I'm not in love.

I mean, I've only known [her/him/them] for 10 days. I… You can't… I can't be…

Why don't you come up here and sing your song?

You probably think this song is about you, you're so vain.

Tone-deaf and drunk is not a good combination.

You fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed!

Well, do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?

I really think you have to get over that.

Come on. You're so vain!

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

You used me to get ahead in your work...you arrogant, backstabbing jerk!

Congratulations. You did it. You just lost [him/her/them].

You can't lose something you never had.

If I could do it over again, I'd do some things differently, you know.

You're doing the right thing.

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

I think you're running away.

demons don't make promises.

we just closed the shop.

ok. i'll be right there.

i hate fish.

you bugs better run before i bite your heads off!

i'm ready.

you've done enough work.

i know how to help you now.

just shut up.

i can't live like this.

as soon as this war is over, i shall return.

wait a second, you're all gonna eat while i do all the work?

i'm fatter than ever, yet the wind blows right through me.

it's gorgeous!

i'll look forward to your return, big boy.

don't come in here.

i'm sick of being treated like some timid little old lady.

i feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest.

you see? your moustache scares all the girls.

i brought you some warm milk. want a sip?

do you know how hard it is to do things when you're old?

i can't believe it's come to this.

i've never once been beautiful in my entire life!

tell me what's happening.

hey, i'm over here.

i was in big trouble back there.

i'd appreciate it if you didn't torment my friend.

are you hurt?

i actually like living here.

i've got a bad cold, i don't want you to catch it.

i'm sure you have some kind of spell on you.

i want to know what you want.

can you lead me to him?

i'm afraid you will have to leave now.

that is not what i meant when i asked for a place to stay.

now whatever you do, don't look down.

how did you get to be so kind?

i never should have let her in here.

all our fish were caught fresh this morning.

don't worry. he only preys on pretty girls.

i'm just setting things up so that all of you can live a comfortable life.

i see no point in living if i can't be beautiful.

you're so eloquent today.

be gentle with me, please.

that's so strange.

what possessed you to let them in the house?

if you'd like to do me one more favor...

thank goodness you're here!

you girls are so mean.

i have this weird feeling that you're going to leave.

you ok? i mean, you smell terrible.

don't hold it against them, they're actually not all that bad.

some big help you're gonna be.

you live around here?

don't worry, i can cook.

i can't stand how scared i am.

i searched everywhere for you!

oh, no, i'm not lost.

i just need a glass of water.

you promise to help me if i help you?

leave me alone.

no, he's fine. he's just throwing a tantrum.

you'll forgive me, won't you?

that's good to know.

i know where i am.

i can't remember the last time we had a real breakfast.

i am strictly forbidden to offer such assistance.

what time do you get off?

so, you are going away?

my own kind attacked me today.

he's acting like a big baby.

i can't do this.

we have to try something.

you should go home anyway and tell your king to stop this dumb war.

i can't do it by myself.

let's get a better look.

hey, don't worry. the ring that i gave you will guide you back home.

i've never seen the ocean before! it's beautiful!

it's not funny.

go away! quit following me!

i've had enough of this place!

you've been sighing all day.

here. want some more?

strapping, young men are so difficult to deal with.

you get back here right now!

sometimes he likes to go away for days on end.

i love you. you have to stay.

do i look ok?

need anything else?

i can be of help to you.

you're gonna have a very hard time getting rid of that one.

someone's got a fire going.

i feel so at home.

you are so lucky.

are you in pain?

you were alone?

i was so thrilled to have finally found someone talented enough to replace me.

i have to rest a bit.

are we going for a stroll?

i did what i was told.

i'm not trying to outwit you.

don't you love early morning markets?

i'll stand guard out front.

wait, you can't come up here!

too bad i'm not younger, or i'd lend you a hand.

we can do this, just act natural.

have you ever been in love before?

do you have a kettle?

only idiots believe what they read in the paper.

i've never seen it so close!

it's time to put an end to this idiotic war.

just go inside, go to bed.

he doesn't need your help.

i barely recognize the place.

now i'm too scared to go out!

gross. i feel sick.

didn't i teach you better?

you really want it that badly?

i'm too old to be treated like this!

i don't care if you're a monster.

you must be tired.

hey. looks like a little mouse lost its way.

what a handsome man.

i kind of missed you guys.

it's your life, do something for yourself for once, will you?

do you really want to spend the rest of your life in that hat shop?

what? i can't fly,

thought i'd drop by rather than sit through a dull war meeting.

you're beautiful!

now i'm repulsive.

i could have sworn i locked that door.

what a tacky shop.

i'm afraid the king would find him completely useless.

you are a natural.

i hate potatoes.

i love it when you talk like that.

there's no need to thank me, you don't owe me a thing.

curses are tough.

are you crazy? i can't move

you're killing yourself.

i told you it would collapse.

what a dump.

it looks like your true love is in love with someone else.

how would you like a bucket of cold water in your face?

what do you think?

maybe there's a cabin nearby.

don't look at me.

what if i dump a bucket of water on you?

who are your guests?

let's go, girls.

i think you and i need to have a nice, long, heart-to-heart chat.

you're by far the tackiest thing here.

quit bothering me, i've got a job to do.

i didn't mean to make you wait this long.

it wasn't a dream.

come on in, it's time to eat!

look what you've done to my hair!

you've got quite a nasty spell on you too.

he's gone.

pay up.

there you are, sweetheart. sorry i'm late.

i don't know what's gonna happen, but i'm sure it won't be good.

i'm not taking any orders from you.

i'm gonna take good care of you.

i'd never seen such a gifted student.

are you listening?

i'm tired. make some hot water for my bath.

i am very sorry to hear that.

this charm will guarantee your safe return.

he's such a lazy son,

i'm sick of being stuck out here

it always looks like that.

don't you want to have some bacon and eggs?

what's going on?

what on earth were you up to?

all right. i better get going then.

are you kidding?

it seems everyone in this family's got problems.

how old are you, anyway?

i specifically ordered you not to get carried away!

i've always hated turnips, ever since i was little.

nobody wants to go to war.

she's even cuter when she's scared.

i need some breakfast.

why don't you just give up?

i spent a lot of time here by myself when i was young.

when i think castle, this is not what i picture.

of course he did. he was trying to steal your heart!

i bet he's some kind of demon.

it looks like it's gonna rain.

do you have to keep smoking that?

so. we've got a lot of work to do.

you'd be good at it.

wait for me!

i was looking everywhere for you.

that's my girl.

you need to be more careful.

why did you make me come here if you were coming yourself?

why don't you come out with us this time?

that boy is extremely dangerous.

don't get alarmed, but i'm being followed.

give him a piece of your mind.

i would never work for that witch!

i'm just going to the bakery.

i hope you and your new husband will be very happy.

you look so much older.

if you're a demon, how do i know i can trust you?

i just wanted to make sure that you were doing ok.

that was the most fun i've had in ages.

i got you some new clothes too, but you can open them later.

i missed you.

where are you going?

it's a trap.

if i ever get my hands on that witch, i'm going to wring her fat neck!

where to? i'll be your escort this evening.

i'll just stay in bed all day, so you go on.

you're gonna be fine.

we've got a good lead now.

what did you do?

do you really think i'd let a witch in here?

it's a present for you.

you're being so obedient.

i'm so sorry, but that would be confidential information.

well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose.

what will happen to you?

i better finish this, you go and have fun.

just keep following that light and you should be there before dark.

you're scaring me.

you're in love.

that was really kind.

i had him escort you here.

come on! you should feel sorry for me!

he was so kind to me.

told you we should've stayed put.

i better be going.

he must have been a wizard then.

looks like we have yet another addition to the family.

he's my errand dog.

she keeps staring at me, it's freaking me out.

don't give me that.

it's dangerous out there.

that is one bad curse.

did you hear what happened to that girl?

you obviously don't know what these people are like.

i'm getting angry.

what on earth happened to you?

so then, how are you feeling?

i should really get back to work.

mythic & immortal tragic lovers — gods who fall, monsters who ache, and love that outlives the world but never finds peace

LOVERS OLDER THAN HISTORY

when centuries cannot dull the ache

“I have watched empires rise and rot—and still I look for you in every age.”

“We have died a thousand times and still find each other.”

“The world keeps changing. You don’t.”

“I remember your face in every lifetime.”

“Immortality means never forgetting.”

CURSES, PROPHECIES, AND FATE

love written in omens and warnings

“The oracle said loving you would end the world.”

“We were never meant to survive this.”

“Every prophecy ends with one of us dead.”

“The gods warned me to choose eternity over you.”

“Fate keeps demanding a sacrifice.”

GODS WHO BLEED

divinity undone by devotion

“I gave up my throne for you.”

“I was a god until I loved you.”

“The heavens fear what we are together.”

“They call me eternal, yet you are the only thing that lasts.”

“Worship never felt like this.”

MONSTERS WHO LOVE TOO MUCH

immortal beasts with human hearts

“I was built to destroy, not to ache like this.”

“If they see what I am, they’ll kill you.”

“I tried to stay away. I failed.”

“You touch me like I’m still human.”

“Loving you made me monstrous.”

DEATHLESS GOODBYES

partings that echo forever

“We have said goodbye in every century.”

“I will wait for you again. I always do.”

“If I don’t let go, the world ends.”

“This is where eternity breaks us.”

“I’ll find you after the stars burn out.”

ONE MORTAL, ONE ETERNAL

time as the true villain

“You grow older. I don’t.”

“I will bury you and keep breathing.”

“I hate time for loving you.”

“Say you don’t regret this.”

“I’ll remember you long after the world forgets my name.”

LOVE THAT DEFIES DEATH—AND LOSES

descent into underworlds, broken laws of life

“I walked through hell to bring you back.”

“The dead don’t return unchanged.”

“We broke the laws of gods for this.”

“Death will never forgive us.”

“If loving you damns me, so be it.”

AFTER THE WORLD ENDS

what remains when eternity is empty

“There is nothing left to rule.”

“The stars are gone. You are not.”

“I won—and lost everything.”

“Eternity is unbearable without you.”

“I would trade immortality for one more moment.”

 A LOVE TOO BIG FOR THE COSMOS

truth without mercy

“Some loves were never meant to be saved.”

“We were beautiful. We were catastrophic.”

“The universe still echoes with our names.”

“They will call us a warning.”

“And still—I would choose you again.”

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .

fluff

“ [Name], will you marry me? ”

“ I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband / wife. ”

“ Happy anniversary, my love. ”

“ Can you believe it’s been a year already? ”

“ I made us some dinner. It should be edible. ”

“ I still get butterflies when I look at our rings. ”

“ I’m proud of the life we’ve built together. ”

“ We really need a bigger couch if we’re going to keep cuddling like this. ”

“ You know I’m legally obligated to steal your fries now, right? ”

“ I married you, not your terrible taste in movies. ”

“ I love you, but if you snore like that again, I’m filing a complaint. ”

suggestive

“ Are we arguing or flirting right now? I can’t tell. ”

“ Close the door. I need my husband / wife to myself. ”

“ You still make my heart race like we just met. ”

“ I love how you still look at me like that. ”

“ Remind me why I fell in love with you - slowly. ”

“ If you keep looking at me like that, I’m not doing the dishes. ”

pregnancy

“ What do you think about us having kids? ”

“ I'd love to have kids with you. ”

“ I don't know how I feel about having kids… What if I do something wrong? ”

“ What if I'm a horrible mother / father? ”

“ I'm pregnant. ”

“ Wait. Are you pregnant? ”

“ We should think about a name for our baby. ”

“ Our son / daughter has your eyes. ”

“ I don't think my genes had any chance of winning. They're a spitting image of you. ”

“ It's your turn with the baby. ”

angst

“ We’ll get through this. We always do. ”

“ I married you for better and worse, remember? ”

“ It’s okay to fall apart. I’m not going anywhere. ”

“ Do you ever think about our wedding day? ”

“ I love you, but I don’t know how to fix this. ”

“ We can’t keep pretending everything is fine. ”

“ When did we stop talking like we used to? ”

“ I’m scared we’re becoming strangers. ”

“ Do you still want this? Us? ”

“ I don’t regret marrying you - but I regret how we’re hurting each other. ”

❝ And I still don't know: was [he/she/they] right or just out of [his/her/their] mind? ❞

❝ I'm lost. Out of food. Low on water. No sense of direction. Oh god . . . ❞

❝ There's something here. It's following me. No, it's stalking me. ❞

❝ I've been stalked by it for days but for some reason it's not attacking. ❞

❝ It's waiting, waiting for something. I don't know what. ❞

❝ I'm not alone here. I'm not alone. ❞

❝ Interest died out. ❞

❝ Most people just wrote it off as some kind of weird hoax. ❞

❝ How could anyone be lost in a house for days anyway? ❞

❝ Was this artifice or reality? ❞

❝ There just weren't that many copies available. ❞

❝ Others could care less. ❞

❝ [he/she/they] is wholly innocent. ❞

❝ No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. ❞

❝ Maybe because of my past they're expecting something different. ❞

❝ Personally, I just want to create a cozy little outpost for me and my family. A place to drink lemonade on the porch and watch the sun set. ❞

❝ It's nice here, ❞

❝ It's not the same. I dunno. Sometimes it's just silent . . . No sound at all. ❞

❝ Does that scare you? ❞

❝ It's like something's waiting. ❞

❝ I just like the sound of traffic. ❞

❝ What are you doing? ❞

❝ This is nice, ❞

❝ Give me that, ❞

❝ You heard what I said. ❞

❝ Hey, the water heater's on the fritz, ❞

❝ When did that happen? ❞

❝ I got up this morning to take a shower and guess what? No fucking hot water. ❞

❝ Aw come on, they don't want to hear about that. ❞

❝ No [name], you're wrong. You must. ❞

❝ Actually, I escaped. ❞

❝ It didn't exactly affect me. ❞

❝ I wasn't sticking around. ❞

❝ So I slugged [him/her/them]. Down [he/she/they] went. But not for long. ❞

❝ Miraculously, I made it through alive. ❞

you have no new messages.

where is home?

you told me this would cover it.

one more run.

this is the big one.

snatch back your brain, zombie!

sorry, technical difficulty.

you are late.

you're not the kind of people i usually work for.

where am i taking it?

it is extremely dangerous.

the data may be corrupted.

who's the target?

i didn't want to disturb you in your grief.

what's the fucking score here?

i'm way overloaded, man.

this feels like a blown deal, man.

i need to get some work.

hey, are you listening?

i want to get you back for some tests.

i'm worried about your nervous system!

doctor will see you now.

we're even.

i don't owe you shit.

you set me up.

feels like my brain's gonna explode.

you lying sack of shit.

we'll need a bucket.

these days dead men can tell tales.

there's some way to work this out!

i'm on you till you pay.

you're a smuggler?

oh, man, you are fucked up severe.

you have become a risk to them.

you let me sleep?

i'm dead if i don't get this out of my head.

i didn't lose anything i wanted to keep.

you got parents and stuff?

i think i want to get out of this rat hole.

i used to have a summer job breaking and entering.

they'll negotiate, they're corporate.

it's not your kind of scene.

jesus, you're sick!

you're sidelined, alright?

my work is clean.

technological fucking civilization!

we still have all this shit, because we can't live without it.

let me do my work.

let's skip the technical critique.

must be hurting like hell.

don't be a bigger asshole than you have to.

why should i trust you?

you're supposed to be my bodyguard.

all my life i've been careful to stay in my own corner.

now suddenly, i'm responsible for the entire fucking world!

everybody and their mother are trying to kill me.

i'm not supposed to be down here with the dogs and the garbage and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing back and forth!

i've had it with you and all this!

i want room service!

i want a club sandwich and a cold mexican beer.

i want my shirts laundered like they do at the imperial hotel in tokyo.

it's a fish.

could microwave your frontal lobe.

do what you got to do.

the only way is to hack your own brain.

Send me a ♡ plus a ship and I'll tell you...

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙴?

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳?

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙳𝙰?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚇?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴?

𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶:

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴:

❝ since when did i even care what anybody thinks of me? ❞ ❝ a few true friends are better than a thousand friendly-feigning faces. ❞ ❝ curse these old wounds of mine…i once was stronger than this. ❞ ❝ look at yourself, you are too calm. suppressing your anger for the illusion of control. ❞ ❝ in spite of everything, i don’t hate you. not entirely. ❞ ❝ forgiveness is like a special healing ointment, to be applied sparingly. ❞ ❝ better to be modest than a braggart, i suppose. but you might aspire to be somewhere in between. ❞ ❝ there is a stir of something different in the air tonight…you feel it too, yes? ❞ ❝ when tears well up, let them spill forth; they’re not so precious that they need to be contained. ❞ ❝ i have outsmarted you…and i shall overpower you as well. ❞ ❝ my pain i can handle fine, who cares? yours, i don’t think i could live with. ❞ ❝ you really do care about me, huh. for the longest time i just wouldn’t let myself believe it. ❞ ❝ tell me you killed the bastard? drove your staff into his wretched skull, slid a dagger in his gut? ❞ ❝ you’ve a defiant streak in you. one you’d be wise to hold in check. ❞ ❝ you gods never forgive; why then should i? ❞ ❝ you cannot break me; that i know. ❞ ❝ if suffering brings about a better tomorrow, so be it. ❞ ❝ loyalty is either earned or bought, and it makes little difference either way. ❞ ❝ we are most powerful when we remain obscure; when we are underestimated. ❞ ❝ as you begin your next attempt at the seemingly impossible, know that i shall be with you to the bitter end. ❞ ❝ good thing i can drown my sorrows here, and guess what? so can you! ❞ ❝ if my safety is now your concern…you can begin by showing yourself out. with all due respect. ❞ ❝ if you undermine my authority, you shall suffer the consequences. simple. ❞ ❝ let’s not talk about the past, all right? i much prefer the present. ❞ ❝ even in a place of sorrow such as this, there’s beauty…gentleness. ❞ ❝ power always contains the secrets of its own undoing. ❞ ❝ for you? i shall not hesitate to pierce the heavens and the earth alike. ❞ ❝ i feel sorry for you. really do. we always want what we can never have. ❞ ❝ that was one of the worst sentences i think i’ve ever heard. ❞ ❝ gods do not go quietly, and history repeats. ❞ ❝ you got into my head. i want you out. ❞ ❝ sounds like you’ve had quite an eventful night. ❞ ❝ i don’t know, this sounds a little treasonous. ❞ ❝ we get to know each other, you’ll live to regret it. happens all the time. ❞ ❝ what are you fighting for? what do you hope to prove? ❞ ❝ my pain i can handle fine, who cares? yours, i don’t think i could live with. ❞ ❝ if there is some bad blood between us, i would like to know the cause. ❞ ❝ in this world, you can’t rely on anybody but yourself. ❞ ❝ spilled half my blood back there… ❞ ❝ quickly now, tell me but this: have you been…are you well? ❞ ❝ why do the gods do anything at all? simply because they can. ❞ ❝ spare not a single wretch that dares to stand against you. ❞ ❝ look at you, it’s like, just…wow. don’t even have the words. ❞ ❝ love and hate! the most powerful emotions, and the underlying causes of war. ❞ ❝ i am no stranger to the punishment of gods. ❞ ❝ you know who i am, and you know why i’m here. ❞ ❝ get up. you get off that stolen throne. ❞ ❝ must we always have to take a blasted side in everything? ❞ ❝ stand tall and show no weakness. ❞ ❝ the bigger they are…the harder they fall. ❞ ❝ come on, we all have fantasies. ❞ ❝ if i can’t see into the shadows, i’ll cut through. ❞ ❝ come to think of it, i’ve never seen you angry. ❞ ❝ things were quite recently much worse, and we’ve weathered worse storms. ❞ ❝ it’s commonplace to fear what we don’t understand. ❞ ❝ truths are only truths if they’re believed. ❞ ❝ oh, i don’t get offended…i get even. ❞ ❝ the more we wander, the wiser we get, hey? ❞ ❝ if you insist on siding against me, then i insist on making you regret it. ❞ ❝ appreciate the silence. we will have company any moment now. ❞ ❝ for all the dread and despair everywhere i turn, you’ve come to be a welcome sight. ❞