A problem

Man on bottom: nope, not making that mistake again

Woman:.... you mean our child?

Man: good so we agree

the guy i was sitting next to watching them play poker... i mean crayons, was a guy i used to call eyebrow, not because he had bushy eyebrows but because he had really nice eyebrow,

was at this place once and we werent allowed to play poker, so instead of using chips or money, (the money that none of us had on us at the time), we used crayon, (the crayons were the only thing we had with us at the time dont ask why).

I didnt know how to play poker and i still dont, so i just watched. The guy who worked their said "yall cant play poker, cause it inlvolvs gambling",

Some guy tried to change the subject by saying, "who's yall?" Ya know, like an idiot would,

But one guy knew what he was doing, "were not playing poker, were playing crayons",

"to avoid lawsuits" i then say for comedic effect, lol

pussy stick

Panic

my little brother asked me and my freinds to pick a number between 1 and 10

My freind said 3, he said no

My other freind said 7, he said no

I said 32, he said close 31

i was argueing with my ex and my whore freind said

You guys argue like my parents

My ex is a woman so i said, "who's the dad"

She said it was me so i slammed my hand down on the table and said

It keeps blurring itself and its pissing me OFF