The Silly

i'd rather slit my own throat with a scissor

Who has time for all of that??? Can we not just have a movie that isnt tied to a grand cinematic universe???

I would absolutely buy this on sight

My favorite dinosaur is the common pigeon. You mean to tell me that there are dinosaurs EVERYWHERE in any major city? What is this, Jurassic Park???

Maybe I’m too Balatro brained rn, but this reminded me of a playing card(Queen of Hearts since it’s close to pink)

I want Ralsei to come out and ask the player if she should transition or not. If you say yes she's like "YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE" and if you say no she transitions anyway except when you finish the chapter your game explodes and Toby Fox sends you a personal letter telling you that you are now forbidden from playing any of his games.

Dood I got the exact same thing😭

flies today dont know anything but eat hot shit and fly. back in my day we dug for gourmet leftover peels and these fuckers are too busy on their goddamn flypad watching fuckin mr bees and listening to lice spice goddammit

The flies have gotten dumber!

@crioon @dragonmaidsyd does tjis to u,, ime rescues u 🌚

I need this so bad rn😭

@dragonmaidsyd remember?

I remember. Still need it

far more than you did back then huh 🤭

@dragonmaidsyd remember?

I remember. Still need it

Frozen cherries are one of the world's most perfect foods

Disagree. NEXT

cool grapes(refrigerated and then enjoyed in a bowl of cold water) are better than frozen cherries could ever even semi-reasonably wish to be

Cherry haters coming outta the woodwork just to be wrong on my post?? What is the world coming to?

magnagamy kills and mint chocolate is way better than """""normal""""" chocolate ice cream and no i dont love you unless you concede that frozen cherry tastes like deep red pain

My contribution to this: I dont like cherries regardless of temperature :)

spider-man i order your pizza from'a little caesars

@masteroftherats this is what you want me to do