my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.
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my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.
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And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
Nobody has ever loved me the way I loved them
Build a horrible computer!
Pick an OS
Then
Pick a platform to install it on
Then let me know what your horrible computer does.
windows xp on a Gateway FMC-901x. thats just the OS it ships with (technically it uses xp media center edition but shhhhh)
Windows Vista on a missile guidance system???
Takes forever to boot; targetting, firing, canceling firing all trigger a UAC prompt, but at least the hardware look pretty. System requirements for aero aren't met xp
@ our Linux moots we thought we were gonna get Gentoo and missed by a few clicks

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tell me how you discovered your kinks like the one that snuck up on you out of nowhere
ill go first
watched one of my coworkers twist balloon animals into existence using left over week old balloons from the company picnic found in a bin and you best believe i went into the next rotation in my shift rock hard afterwards
(pregnant with a litter of forklift puppies voice): hey guys, whats up
then what
get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

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Amazing but I can’t afford to live there
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Are you therian, a robotgirl, transhumanist, or otherwise want to have a non-human body?
Do you want a non-human body?
Yes (and I'm disabled)
Yes (not disabled)
No (disabled)
No (not disabled)
1 in 5 people are probably plural
5 in 1 person is definitely plural
Listening and learning

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Bajoran whale? Trophy taken by a Cardassian and left hung up in the station as symbol of Bajoran strength?
The teeth aren't pointy, it's not a predator. It's something non-violent that the Cardassians took and killed and displayed.
This is from an end of the set they didn't show often, where Sisko enters the Prom if he comes from his quarters.
s1e10 The Nagus (the one when Nog drops out of school and Jake teaches him to read)
These tags intrigued me enough that I went out to find it. Here it is: the Cardassian Sushi Ad.
Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't
Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.
My guy Ferretby was barely builded here
Two clarifications:
Ferretby's name has been changed to protect the identities of it and its resident(s)
I specify slow trains to distinguish from the other two types of train in England: Delayed and Cancelled