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doctor-rosch

I could do a podcast.

dr-narcissa-igma

That sounds like an interesting idea, Rosch. I'm sure you have a lot of insight into multiple topics. Oh! You should start a podcast on your research into plants! There's an untapped market there, within the masses of misogynistic men and insensitive true crime gossipers. If nothing else, I'd love to listen to what you have to say.

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@nova-chant @doctor-rosch @n-odious-tropy @cortexrules

Well, here we are. Please, get comfortable and make yourselves at home.

Please don't mind the window viewscreen - it's been malfunctioning as of late. Oh, and please mind the metal plating on the floor near that door. If anyone other than Rosch or I steps on it, the security system will activate and immediately vaporise you.

Now, can I get anyone anything to drink or snack on?

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*Knocks on your bunker's metal hatch and leaves a bag of assorted shiny trinkets with a note before running off*

"Dear Dr. Igma, I would like to apologize for my balding bully counterpart being a walking breathing migraine to you and your friends, was seeing it from afar and it made me feel mortified and God forbid the yellowing kidney stone actually grows a pair of huevos to attack your base.

Here are some rare artifacts I have from my travels, I don't need them and I suppose you would like them, just some jewels that my rats picked for you, can't guarantee they are riddled with the next black plague though" :>

-Nelly Cortex

Hm... These jewels are all rather interesting. They very well could carry some interesting bacteria, so I'll hang onto them for a bit - maybe I'll give them to Nova once I'm done with them. I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

...From Nelly, hm? That was very kind of her. I'll have to do something in return sooner or later.

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doctor-rosch

...

Would you still be my lab partner if I was a worm?

Would I still...? Right, right... It's one of those modern philosophical questions...

I have good history with worms! A gardeners best friend, really. They clean up, provide nutrients and tend to the soil. If you were a worm, my dirt would be in good hands! Or- good mouth.

So yes, naturally I would still be your lab partner. I- ehrm. Would try to get you back to normal again, though. Hope you would not mind me... Editing a few strands of DNA. Fair warning though. It comes with side effects. Age and grouchiness. And that's the truth! Not my fault I turned out this way. Hehe...! Eh.. .... Where is this coming from? I don't mean to pry, but... Is this a "I need space"-moment or a-? The opposite of that..? I could keep you company if you- you know. If you want that- or something.

dr-narcissa-igma

...It's the opposite, yes. Would... would you stay with me for a moment? I know we're often in close quarters, what with our research and all, but... I found myself missing you, for some reason.

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dr-narcissa-igma

@cortexrules @n-odious-tropy @doctor-rosch @nova-chant

Odious! Nova! You made it! I hope it wasn't too much of a trouble finding the hatch in the evening darkness. Rosch is just inside finishing up the preparations - please, come in and make yourselves at home!

...Neo. You're here too, I suppose. Come in.

n-odious-tropy

Good evening, Narcissa. Really it was no trouble at all. You ah... you look... lovely this evening. I uh... suppose I've said evening twice haven't I? Ahem.

Anywho, point me in the direction of the little cretin and I'll keep my eye on him. I simply won't stand to have that man ruining your evening. Not on my watch. Hopefully Cortex remains on his best behavior so as not to interrupt the film.

dr-narcissa-igma

My goodness... You look very handsome, Odious. I'm so happy you could come, it would have felt empty without you here.

As for Cortex, he's just over there. I'll be watching him like a hawk as well...

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dr-narcissa-igma

@cortexrules @n-odious-tropy @doctor-rosch @nova-chant

Odious! Nova! You made it! I hope it wasn't too much of a trouble finding the hatch in the evening darkness. Rosch is just inside finishing up the preparations - please, come in and make yourselves at home!

...Neo. You're here too, I suppose. Come in.

cortexrules

That's right, you fools — the guest of honor has arrived! Let's get this party started!

Now, where can I park this?

dr-narcissa-igma

You can park in the ocean for all I care. Watch where you're eating those biscuits, too - I don't want any crumbs on my carpet.

...A-and close up your shirt. Have some decency.

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dr-narcissa-igma

@cortexrules @n-odious-tropy @doctor-rosch @nova-chant

Odious! Nova! You made it! I hope it wasn't too much of a trouble finding the hatch in the evening darkness. Rosch is just inside finishing up the preparations - please, come in and make yourselves at home!

...Neo. You're here too, I suppose. Come in.

nova-chant

Hello Narcy! Oh it was alright, handy having magic to light the way sometimes, haha.

I brought some snacks and drinks with me, I hope that's alright?

dr-narcissa-igma

That's perfectly fine, Nova. We'll add them to the snacks we already have ready.

Might I say, though... You look absolutely beautiful this evening. I'm so happy that you wanted to come along.

#narcissa igma #nova chant #odious tropy #dr. rosch #n. cortex #oc rp #crash bandicoot rp

@cortexrules @n-odious-tropy @doctor-rosch @nova-chant

Odious! Nova! You made it! I hope it wasn't too much of a trouble finding the hatch in the evening darkness. Rosch is just inside finishing up the preparations - please, come in and make yourselves at home!

...Neo. You're here too, I suppose. Come in.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

n-odious-tropy

I know nothing of this movie I fear, but should you so choose to have me, I will offer my presence for said event. Depending on the company in attendance, however, I cannot guarantee I will mingle.

dr-narcissa-igma

...Yes, about that. Cortex threatened to blow up the bunker if he couldn't come, and I didn't want to risk calling his bluff. If you don't wish to attend anymore, I completely understand.

n-odious-tropy

... Fantastic. What a wretched, not to mention utterly baffling little man strong arming his way into an event where he isn't wanted by the host. Bloody prick threatening you like this, it angers me so.

Very well. I have decided I will attend regardless. Someone ought to keep an eye on him to ensure he doesn't cause any trouble and spoil your evening. I'll not tolerate any of his disrespect towards you and hopefully you can rest easy and enjoy the film.

dr-narcissa-igma

Thank you so much, Odious. Please don't overexert yourself, though - you should be able to enjoy the evening as well, and besides, I should be taking care of myself. I-I should be able to handle him, no problem.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

n-odious-tropy

I know nothing of this movie I fear, but should you so choose to have me, I will offer my presence for said event. Depending on the company in attendance, however, I cannot guarantee I will mingle.

dr-narcissa-igma

...Yes, about that. Cortex threatened to blow up the bunker if he couldn't come, and I didn't want to risk calling his bluff. If you don't wish to attend anymore, I completely understand.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

cortexrules

THE Forbidden Planet from 1956 starring bombshell Anne Francis??

dr-narcissa-igma

The very same. And no, despite our common interest in excellent cinema, you're not invited.

...That is, unless you can convince me to let you join - which i highly doubt will happen.

cortexrules

Well, I do happen to be coming into possession of a fresh batch of granny Cortex's chocolate chip cookies very soon. That's only the best baked goods this wretched planet has to offer!

I might consider… sharing?

dr-narcissa-igma

You never share. And even if you did, cookies aren't enough to convince me whatsoever.

cortexrules

Oh, thank the stars. I don't think that I was ready for such a commitment. Granny Cortex's cookies are just too good!

You should totally still invite me, though. I'm great at parties!

dr-narcissa-igma

Neo, you're literally the most insufferable person I've ever met - so much that not even your taste in fashion and cinema can outweigh it even a tiny bit. That's not "being great at a party" in the slightest. I want a good reason to invite you, or you're not coming.

cortexrules

Geez, fine!

For the past half a year or so, I've been deploying this small unit of specialized ninja bots for meticulously planned missions. Each night, these bots have been systematically placing explosive devices all around your side of the island - remote-controlled explosives, of course, placed at very… strategic locations.

Let me attend the viewing and I promise I'll have every single one of those pesky bombs removed! Pretty please!

dr-narcissa-igma

...I highly doubt you've actually done that, but I don't have enough energy to call your bluff at the moment - that, and I've had so much fun watching you squirming about and whining just to watch a movie that it'd be foul of me to not invite you at this point. You can come... but ONLY if you're civil, and ONLY if you agree to receiving a detailed full-body scan so that I know for certain that you won't be planting any devices in my home.

The second you step even a nanometre out of line, you're out. Understand?

cortexrules

Loud and clear, Doctor! I'll be as civil as a feline at a conformation show. Scout's honour!

As for the search of my person, I fully surrender myself to your pat down, Igma. Just, try not to be too touchy. I'm ticklish.

dr-narcissa-igma

I'm not going to be touching you! God, no. I have devices for that - and even if I didn't, I'd use one of those long-reach grabber claws. I don't want my hands anywhere near you, Cortex. Not even if you were carrying an incredibly interesting new disease and the only way to harvest a sample was to enter your personal space.

You're only getting invited because I don't want to risk my bunker being blown up, and don't you forget that. We have NOTHING in common aside from our tastes in cinema and fashion, so 'don't get it twisted', as the hip-and-happening kids say.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

nova-chant

Oh ooh! Is the invite still open? :D

dr-narcissa-igma

Of course, Nova. You'll always be more than welcome to join me with things like this. Have you watched Forbidden Planet before? It's probably my favourite movie, a pioneer in the sci-fi genre. Even before I started living underground, I'd always watch it at least once every year... How time flies.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

doctor-rosch

Now- forgive me for sounding like an old coot, but that movie! Made when special effects were still special!

I would love to partake! If you will have me, generous hostess.

dr-narcissa-igma

I'd love for you to be here, Rosch. I honestly feel like it wouldn't be right if you weren't. You probably would have seen it around the time it was released, too - so I'm sure it must be extra special for you.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

cortexrules

THE Forbidden Planet from 1956 starring bombshell Anne Francis??

dr-narcissa-igma

The very same. And no, despite our common interest in excellent cinema, you're not invited.

...That is, unless you can convince me to let you join - which i highly doubt will happen.

cortexrules

Well, I do happen to be coming into possession of a fresh batch of granny Cortex's chocolate chip cookies very soon. That's only the best baked goods this wretched planet has to offer!

I might consider… sharing?

dr-narcissa-igma

You never share. And even if you did, cookies aren't enough to convince me whatsoever.

cortexrules

Oh, thank the stars. I don't think that I was ready for such a commitment. Granny Cortex's cookies are just too good!

You should totally still invite me, though. I'm great at parties!

dr-narcissa-igma

Neo, you're literally the most insufferable person I've ever met - so much that not even your taste in fashion and cinema can outweigh it even a tiny bit. That's not "being great at a party" in the slightest. I want a good reason to invite you, or you're not coming.

cortexrules

Geez, fine!

For the past half a year or so, I've been deploying this small unit of specialized ninja bots for meticulously planned missions. Each night, these bots have been systematically placing explosive devices all around your side of the island - remote-controlled explosives, of course, placed at very… strategic locations.

Let me attend the viewing and I promise I'll have every single one of those pesky bombs removed! Pretty please!

dr-narcissa-igma

...I highly doubt you've actually done that, but I don't have enough energy to call your bluff at the moment - that, and I've had so much fun watching you squirming about and whining just to watch a movie that it'd be foul of me to not invite you at this point. You can come... but ONLY if you're civil, and ONLY if you agree to receiving a detailed full-body scan so that I know for certain that you won't be planting any devices in my home.

The second you step even a nanometre out of line, you're out. Understand?

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doctor-rosch

...I'm terribly sorry about the whole "figurine heist" situation. You were right to be wary about it, and I forced you into it.

...Jacob didn't actually taxidermy you, right? Please tell me he didn't.

When I'm right, I'm right, Igma!

That being said- ehm. I don't blame you or- no hard feelings or nothing. I can handle a few tussles is what I'm saying!

I am a- eh- sturdy guy! You can still count on me for your... Outings. And such. Lab partner.

All I know is that everything went black, and I am sure he killed me because when I woke up he had a perfect set of all my chitin and I was still wearing mine. So unless he has some sort of cloning machine, he must have harvested my body parts like some sort of opportunistic freak.

And who knows! Maybe he kept some other parts too! Lucky for me, the flesh bits rot when I regenerate so HA! Last laugh!

I have put him on my list of people to visit when I finally go to hell.

dr-narcissa-igma

...Alright. I trust you.

I've given Odious the commission for the robot lawnmower, so don't worry. I always hold up my end of every bargain I partake in.

Now that you're feeling a bit better, though... Would you like to join my viewing party of Forbidden Planet that's coming up soon? I-I completely understand if you don't, though. I'm sure you need your rest.

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dr-narcissa-igma

Does anyone else on this island want to watch Forbidden Planet with me? I've been considering making my yearly watch of it into a little viewing party, if anyone would be interested.

cortexrules

THE Forbidden Planet from 1956 starring bombshell Anne Francis??

dr-narcissa-igma

The very same. And no, despite our common interest in excellent cinema, you're not invited.

...That is, unless you can convince me to let you join - which i highly doubt will happen.

cortexrules

Well, I do happen to be coming into possession of a fresh batch of granny Cortex's chocolate chip cookies very soon. That's only the best baked goods this wretched planet has to offer!

I might consider… sharing?

dr-narcissa-igma

You never share. And even if you did, cookies aren't enough to convince me whatsoever.

cortexrules

Oh, thank the stars. I don't think that I was ready for such a commitment. Granny Cortex's cookies are just too good!

You should totally still invite me, though. I'm great at parties!

dr-narcissa-igma

Neo, you're literally the most insufferable person I've ever met - so much that not even your taste in fashion and cinema can outweigh it even a tiny bit. That's not "being great at a party" in the slightest. I want a good reason to invite you, or you're not coming.

#narcissa igma #n. cortex #oc rp #crash bandicoot rp

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