Twisted Fucking Cycle Path

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

Hallo my name is Cree P. Fuck

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

we should make everyone scared as fuck and then we'll need to figure out what tk do next but its a good start

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

Things are getting downright vivisexual with the test subjects tonight