This meme list came about because I wanted ask meme list for myself to get my muses pregnant and also have a whole variety of reactions and relationships.
These can all be for platonic relationships as well as romantic.
“Oh my god, I can’t believe you’re pregnant.”
“Woah, you look fat- wait. You’re pregnant?!”
“How many months are you?”
“So… is it a boy or a girl?”
“It’s a girl/boy? Oh, how wonderful~”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?”
“Pregnant again? You’re such a slut.”
“Do you not realise what birth control is?”
“Twins?! Are you freaking kidding me?”
“Twins? Oh, my god. Two cute babies at the same time!”
“Twins? Oh, you poor, poor soul.”
“Oh, my lord. Triplets?!”
“Uh-oh, triplets? Triple threat right there.”
“You can have more than one baby at a time?”
“You’re pregnant with twins from your first time?”
“Wait, how many babies did you say you were having?”
“You should go on that Octomom show.”
“I’m not ready for a baby, sorry… ”
“I can’t do this, I never wanted to have a kid with you… ”
“You’re having an abortion?”
“You will be having an abortion!”
“You’re not having an abortion? Why not, it’s not like we can care for a child.”
“Look at our parents -muse name-. We are gonna be shit parents like them!”
“Just give it up for adoption.”
“We cannot care for a kid. As soon as it’s born, you will give it up for adoption.”
“You’re just a whore, don’t try and trap me with a stinking brat.”
“I will be a good father, I swear to you.”
“I will protect you, and our baby.”
“I’m going to be a father? Wow~”
“We’re gonna have a baby~”
“I will make sure to give them, and you, all the love you desire.”
“I’m gonna be an aunt/uncle!”
“I wanna be the godmother/godfather!”
“Ooo, name them after me!”
“As the aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather of this kid, I will spoil them if I want to.”
“Do you even know who the father is?”
“It’s my baby? There’s no way… !”
“You whore! You got pregnant from an affair?!”
“The baby is not mine? Who else could the father even be?”
“Please don’t lie to me… is it mine?”
“I don’t care… I will be the father no matter what.”
“It’s okay, I promise. Even if we don’t share blood, I will care for the little one as if they were my own.”
“Um, sorry to be blunt, but… I think you’re leaking a little.”
“Hey, cow-tits. You’re leaking a lil’ right there.”
“How can you eat that? I know cravings are weird, but damn… ”
“Woah. I can’t believe you are eating that.”
“Are you okay? I heard you throwing up… ”
“Here, it’s okay, let me hold back your hair.”
“You want some peppermint/ginger tea?”
“Dear, you should rest more, for the baby’s sake.”
“Put that glass down! You’re pregnant.”
“Put that out! Smoking is bad for the child!”
“Please, try to eat a little healthier, for your baby’s sake.”
“Darling, I know cravings are hell, but you can’t eat that.”
“Pickles are not a good breakfast.”
“But, if you have another baby, what will happen to me?”
“What if I’m not good enough?”
“This cannot be happening! You’re way too young.”
“Babies having babies? What is the world coming to?”
“You’re pregnant? But I still imagine you as the little one who cried at -insert film name here-!”
“Um, aren’t you a little old for having kids?”
“Being pregnant at your age will throw up all kinds of problems.”
“We should go to this class together.”
“What if we have our babies at the same time?”
“Our babies could be like besties!”
“Aw, your tummy is so big now.”
“Hey, I found out my baby is a boy/girl. Do you want the babygrows I bought?”
“Hey, share some of that with me?”
“Pregnancy buddies? That is a good idea!”
“Your boobs are so huge.”
“You felt them kicking? Can… can I feel?”
“You felt them kicking?! Gross… ”
“Your belly is so round!”
“Oh wow, you’re like a goddess of motherhood.”
“Haha, you look like a whale.”
“You’re bearing life, you look beautiful.”
“They like the sound of my voice?”
“You must be due any day.”
“Can I touch your belly?”
“Oh, dear. You do realise it’s going to hurt when you go into labour.”
“Did you pee yourself? What? Your waters are breaking?”
“Your waters broke? Oh, my god.”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“You’re going into labour? Shit! What do I do?!”
“You’re going into labour. Right, just come here and lay down, it’ll be fine.”
“Fuck! Ow… I think you just broke my hand… ”
“Dear, could… could you loosen your grip a little… ”
“I didn’t think you could scream that loud… ”
“I’m sorry, okay! Please stop cursing me out for knocking you up… ”
