laughing stock

fandom loves to see a unique and interesting story and go ah this would be great in my little boxes that make everything the same

they hate me at the bike repair shop due to the fact i am always trying to break the cycle

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.