laughing stock

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

Am I the only one who views this/type of guys that wear these attractive? Or does anyone else think this I wanna know..

(blocking the note count with my incredibly broad-shouldered frame) yuppp it's just you my friend. sorry

fandom loves to see a unique and interesting story and go ah this would be great in my little boxes that make everything the same

they hate me at the bike repair shop due to the fact i am always trying to break the cycle

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success