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fucking hate it when fruit flies come at your face like "I pray I won't be killed 🥺🥺 for the crime of being small 🥺🥺🥺" like motherfucker if you think I'd hesitate to kill something twice my size if it tried to get into my nostril

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utopians

The humble bowling pin

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bardems

CURE | キュア 1997, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa

#cure

jun mochizuki got into genshin enough that she draws fanart so there's at least one good thing about this game

#if she ever draws my blorbos it's over for me i'll genuinely pass away on the spot #i love her artstyle so much

wiskie

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

#idk i just had some banger salad with not one but two ✌️ types of beans in it

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iiumz

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

crabussy

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

crabussy

like seriously. seriously. "oh I just want my shirt to stay tucked in and my socks to stay up" riiiiiiight.

nebulanomz

Am I the only one who views this/type of guys that wear these attractive? Or does anyone else think this I wanna know..

crabussy

(blocking the note count with my incredibly broad-shouldered frame) yuppp it's just you my friend. sorry

gnusnoteunuchs

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

staud

I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me useful. I think again of your sermon. I know what it is to exist between the world’s certainties.

CONCLAVE (2024)

#conclave

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frottinq

imagine if instead of kpop it was rpop and it's from russia and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Я какала в штаны" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ivonovativich looks so CUTE"

#a joke for you is harsh reality for me trust you do not want to be here 😔#mesmerised by his shoes also

porygonally

i am beginning to realize that when i say “im bored” people understand that as “i have nothing to do and i need something to do”. and what i actually mean is “holy shit i am incapable of doing anything even though i have lots of things i can do and want to do and i feel like the world is mildly grey and soul sucking and my brain is numb”

which now that i’m typing it out that sounds like executive dysfunction

lmao the takanori nishikawa collab out of nowhere

#san looks so lost like why is this naked guy flexing his veneers at me #i don't go here but get him on the album regardless

rebelfrogg

✌️⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆

cubistemoji

fandom loves to see a unique and interesting story and go ah this would be great in my little boxes that make everything the same

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smile dog

#his name is jam and he is stinkyyyy #goodbye pink lemonade perfume hello dog smells #he's really cute though

had a super specific short dream about listening to a previously undiscovered king gnu song fully in japanese as a synthv cover tuned so well i saw myself typing a comment mid-song about how good it sounded but then i woke up and forgot most of the melody and tuning specifics so now i can't even recreate it

#i don't know enough japanese to write a whole song in my dream but it sounded convincing somehow #the only things i remember is that it was in phrygian scale and the original cover art was like. a black and white scan of a scan of a scan #of a photo of two people on a cliff made to look super crusty and unrecognisable on purpose #the worst thing is that i think the people were supposed to be stsg which is how i found out it was a king gnu song in the dream 😭#it was called couple's innocence which is the only thing that makes sense because we were watching d.gray-man before bed #other than that i don't even know dude #my wife was like dude i can't believe you don't know this song it's been everywhere and i was like this is the first time i'm hearing it???#which to be fair it was #i haven't slept practically the whole night and that's all i get

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