laughing stock

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

hang on, what do you mean you "became" a boy at age 15? is this a peasant joke i'm too rich to understand?

bixia, this means your humble subject has transformed from a girl into a boy

THROUGH DAOIST MAGIC??????

sure lets go with that

THIS IS ABHORRENT AND UNNATURAL! FUXI AND NÜWA MADE MAN AND WOMAN TO BE IMMUTABLE OPPOSITES JUST AS THE FORCES OF YING AND YANG ARE

hang on, if we have MORE men we will have more soldiers for the qin army.

post cancelled. this is an EXCELLENT idea. all those who have become BOYS (and are over 15), please report to your local garrison and be prepared to lay down your life for the glory of my empire!

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

@daisychainedworms

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

“cause when we jumping and popping we jopping” is such a raw line you’d think it was from jopping by superm and it is from jopping by superm

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs