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Honkai: Star rail | Himeko Nova trailer — "The Morning Star Falls Tonight"

#hsr #holding shaoji by the scruff and shaking him around DON'T YOU FUCKING DO ANYTHING TO HER #YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HURT HER ANYMORE

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micahdotgov

genuinely me if they made it illegal to say "genuinely" in every sentence:

ohhh i just found out toby was doing all the voices himself all this time i love being stupid and not knowing anything ever

#stumbled upon the jp dub and thought to myself hmm this sounds like the same guy in both languages #i guess it really was his jarona

anglaised

its crazy tho fr bc literally any popular “meme phrase” online now is either stolen aave or nazi shit like there is rarely a in between at this point and regardless nonblacks just need to stop using it but its rlly insane how it’s always just one of those two

#idk idk it makes me feel so strange whenever i hear fully white young people doing their best blackiana impersonations and using aave #like i know it's not my place to point fingers because i'm also white and it's not even my native language to begin with so i just never say #anything #because you just know people will throw tomatoes at you for dictating the way someone should speak #and also there's a place for nuance i guess #but yeah :/

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

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waited two months for c7 mona just to see him smile

#yanfei jumpscare #don't look at my team it was for moon exploration #yes i still use my c0 raiden and what of it

cursed-child-autumncookie

#fma

imviotrash

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

#always fun seeing a black butler post break containment in a huge way #it's like that gif of sebastian dodging william's scythe in the circus arc

qin-shi-huang-di

hey I became a boy at the age of 15 am I eligible for military service for your great and noble empire?

hi peon, "eligible" implies you have a choice in the matter!

please report for training at your city's garrison. you may have a deferment if you already have a brother serving in the army. we don't want you to fall short on millet production, after all! #mymillet

qin-shi-huang-di

hang on, what do you mean you "became" a boy at age 15? is this a peasant joke i'm too rich to understand?

grand-theft-carbohydrates

bixia, this means your humble subject has transformed from a girl into a boy

qin-shi-huang-di

THROUGH DAOIST MAGIC??????

grand-theft-carbohydrates

sure lets go with that

qin-shi-huang-di

THIS IS ABHORRENT AND UNNATURAL! FUXI AND NÜWA MADE MAN AND WOMAN TO BE IMMUTABLE OPPOSITES JUST AS THE FORCES OF YING AND YANG ARE

qin-shi-huang-di

hang on, if we have MORE men we will have more soldiers for the qin army.

qin-shi-huang-di

post cancelled. this is an EXCELLENT idea. all those who have become BOYS (and are over 15), please report to your local garrison and be prepared to lay down your life for the glory of my empire!

qin-shi-huang-di

I SAID WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍🔄↔️🔁↕️🔃

lmaonade

devil may happy :)

kluskikosklo

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

lmaonade

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

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senatortedcruz

daylightaftertherain

@daisychainedworms

#это правда #historical facts

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

#oh my god

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

alisonzai

petridumps

it's 7/5 day everyday if i'm delusional enough :'> 💛🩵

sorry abt the random trauma thrown in there 🙈 here's a compensation 🥹

#jjk #what if i kill myself!!!!!!!!!! what then #THE nanago artist ❤️ to me

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ordr

#how i live

golongbyjoannanewsom

“cause when we jumping and popping we jopping” is such a raw line you’d think it was from jopping by superm and it is from jopping by superm

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