laughing stock

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

207 votes and none of you have challenged this????

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT LOSER

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

its crazy tho fr bc literally any popular “meme phrase” online now is either stolen aave or nazi shit like there is rarely a in between at this point and regardless nonblacks just need to stop using it but its rlly insane how it’s always just one of those two