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⚠︎ STOP ! let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that coffee exists and we get to drink it

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

trust issues so bad I even lie to my diary

hey quick question. why do you keep placing bets on my fucking dog,

it's so wild to me that some people just speak english all the time… like they can't switch it off to speak in a #real language when they need to

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

my tumblr will hear about this

ladies, ladies one at a time. im getting scared.

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