Hopelessly Homoromantic

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

ill finish this essay tomorrow [FLASHBACK - PINKPRINT TOUR 2015] NICKI: if theres one thing i hate its a lazy bitch [END FLASHBACK] 🌃📝🌆📃🌇📮

they call it nintendo switch because you sw

you swi

Take your time

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy