Miss Douglas Harvey

Dougie is a supremely happy and proud boy right now. <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtSbopdlWY1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5ay1luqzuqyo

*Swipe* My illustrations for A PSYCHO'S BREAKFAST. Each of the novel's three parts gets an illustration for a pivotal moment within that act. My hand bound hardcover editions will have these illustrations printed in full color on luscious cotton paper. Paperback editions will have these in black and white but I'll make sure the quality is as good as the manufacturer will allow. <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8LtxolMdt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aq5w4xlmx6bb

*Swipe* My illustrations for A PSYCHO'S BREAKFAST. Each of the novel's three parts gets an illustration for a pivotal moment within that act. My hand bound hardcover editions will have these illustrations printed in full color on luscious cotton paper. Paperback editions will have these in black and white but I'll make sure the quality is as good as the manufacturer will allow. <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8KrNfFU_z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7z4ujmmmvo7n

How boring. Ya got an eye raise from me for Adam Driver (always consistently good, very happy for him), but that's the extent of my emotional commitment this year. Let's make better movies in 2019, mmkay? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8FtcAFlAn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k8zxeezp4zop

Oscar Noms! Preparing for all kinds of disappointment for my favorite time of awards season. :-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8DpbOFJY_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h0v5m0pe64gp

Frohes Neues Jahr, ya mean? Really excited for Cinema in 2019. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFKUYvFaWS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fgtj3j0yj99k

Working on the audiobook for my new novel and wanted to share some of my favorite nibbles! Swipe in sequence. "A Psycho's Breakfast" is a tasteless tragicomedy about Page Sayvor, a serial killer of little note, who has finally ensnared the only man he's ever set out to murder directly: Qasim Caulderwell-Pring, a critic of the dark desires that plague those with raucous shutters of insanity bashing against the splintered windows of their souls. As Page cooks and consumes his favorite meal, a hearty breakfast, he contemplates the events that have led to a not-unimpressive stack of corpses in his wake which have formed the ladder upon which he's climbed to his final, fateful confrontation with Qasim; learning in the process that despite the myriad poisons in his brain he is, perhaps, not really a psychopath after all. Maybe he's just an asshole. https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6022OlzVF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b8zltvavuqir

I improved the emotional core of Return of the Jedi. Hire me for the next Special Edition, Disney. Thanks. <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6XaiwFbsk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w25kq9tbv5u5

Merry Kwanzaa from Ser John of the Windy City! <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br3nVp4FEEH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xq35n3fgfa43

The most romantic platonic dinner date ever. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtsrrnFNXM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=140fh55b6z02

Forgot to attention-pity-sympathy-post the Swollen Glory injury I gave myself by thinking VR swordfighting was an acceptable fitness alternative to my usual endeavors. Took me thirty years to finally get this close to actually breaking a bone, and it just HAD to be my jerkin' hand! :-( https://www.instagram.com/p/BrmnT3Yl87P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1myeqpom36lc4

Fuckin love my Cricut. #craftycunt https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0oO_flavM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tp5tntlxtvql

Looks like Disney is about to buttered-knuclefuck my favorite book series as a kid. Thanks Disney. Butler is bald, by the way. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqsjVc4FBl0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ia19migrib6m

The swoop has been eradicated. Nobody can RubyRose™ better than Ruby Rose. :-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqxT-al04X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11ddgmqh5wwu2

Every time I touch the swoop, it curls even more. Just reboot it, Dougie. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqpzpE4lUw-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g1elmng0yq9r

Today's attempt at the RubyRoseHairSwoop™ clashed with no product and my naturally wavy hair when it grows out, so it ended up looking like Myrtle Wilson.....post-crash. Almost time to buzz it all away; I have about three more Swoop failures before I give up on in. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqpzTAJFWmg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eqfj8vl4uk9e

Bought some gorram shiny new games and totally wishing @pendragon007 was here to misbehave with me. :-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqjmo9sFpKx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9x9wqskd4lay