Dottie:)

just called central vowels "central command vowels" and while my clueless nature tends to charm folks i think theyre putting me down for that one

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

vintage preposition reseller on ebay

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

You might think, "bad music artists are bad because they make bad music." But bad music artists don't make bad music. They expose the fact that all music is fundamentally stupid and terrible. People call them bad for this

Don't reduce my opinion down to "all music is pointless and bad". I also think it's stupid and terrible

They're pathologizing being right

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

Regicide is a victimless crime

some would say its not even a crime

1 you kill princess?

well i mean you can't exactly establish a socialist people's republic with monarchists around can you

2 mean to princess

I'm amused by the idea of a socialist republic that just uses monarchist terms for its officials for fun. Chief of the state bureau? You're a princess. Put on the dress and tiara and go meet with the Duchess of the cooperative factory (the foreman that they put in a fancy dress for meetings)

if anyone is wondering yes this is a setup for yuri