all hail the glow cloud.

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

It is the year 2018, and Jean Valjean has started a circus with Troy Bolton

There’s also a lunar eclipse on January 31st! This is a crazy special moon :0 https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2018-january-31

!!! <-

What does all that mean????

The time for revolution is nigh

I don’t know if I should be thrilled by this, or terrified :O

Thrillified.

How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”