Knock Before Entering

I was hoping it would be you.

Of course I'll be your best man *playful tone* can I wear my serious suit though?

  Yeah, yeah it’s pretty exciting and of course… well, I’m going to need a best man… 

And who might that be?

Oh yeah I never got a chance to tell you, we’re actually engaged now.

Yo!! That's great man!

  Yeah it was pretty intense… I’m just glad to be back honestly. Anyway, how’ve you been, Dodo? You still with that twinky singer dude?

I've been good *chuckles* Yeah, I'm still with Hook. Of course, You and Jack are still together, right?

  Yeah well this is gonna sound weird but I was kinda possessed by a dark fragment of my former self and… well that demon kinda gained sentience. So I locked myself away with him for everyone’s safety until I could figure out how to get rid of him… and eventually I did and I made it out alive. And that’s the rather abridged version of that story.

*kinda stands quiet for a bit, processing everything* Oh.. that's intense... glad you're okay now

Well… You know that outbreak I had right before I disappeared? When I was acting… kinda like an asshole…

Yeah, I remember...

Thanks, Dodo… *trying to stop laughing* I’m sorry you look too ridiculous to take seriously right now.

*coughs awkwardly while trying to make a fluid transition in their conversation* So, what exactly happened?

It’s been half a year and that’s the first thing you say to me… You little titmouse

*still in the cat gear* Seriously though, welcome back

  I am taking my lady, Shego,

Nice, nice. I'll see you both there then. *starts to get up* I'm gonna go pass out in my room now

  As a thing? Um… obviously, silly.

Raaadical!

  I’ll be rooting for you stonerboy.

Thanks, bruh. Who are you goin' with??

  Make sure he asks! its cuter that way.

Alright! Hey, maybe I'll do the asking

Oh, I was talking to Meg earlier and she was talking about the ball thing. So wanna, like go, as a thing, together

  You nerd…So is Hook taking you to the ball?

Wait... there's a ball?! Uh i mean, we're probably gonna go together 

...I don't have any

  I think you mean many. not menly.

Same thing... i was close