oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

mommy needs a joint

I'm The Dracula of Weed..

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

if one more bad thing happens to me i bet my warrior soul will awaken

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do