DORAAA! EVERYONEEE (hide ur valuables)
She/her mostly, but they/them is totally cool too!
I’m bi. Like, obnoxiously so.
Tripped into an Auror interview once. They still hired me.
Will hex you if you mess with my mum. Or my plants. Or my boots.
halfblood, but honestly who cares? Magic’s for everyone — and if you disagree, I will fight you in a muddy field while wearing glitter.
Hufflepuff and proud, but don’t let that fool you — I will cause problems on purpose.
Neurodivergent chaos™ – probably got diagnosed by tea leaf readings and an over-observant gran. Still counts.
Likes: ✨ bright hair dye, combat boots, hexes that sparkle 🪴 plants, weird magical creatures, loud music, good tea 📚 books with crinkled pages, nose-changing spells, cozy sweaters, late-night broom rides 💛 hugs. but I’ll deny it.
Dislikes: 🧍♂️ stuck-up purists 😤 people who say Hufflepuffs are boring 🔪 emotional vulnerability (but I’m working on it) 🪑 chairs I trip over
Cool people I like or tolerate:
@bleached-blond-bitch - Cousin. Surprisingly not awful. We’re working on it.
@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, lives up to the hype. Kinda unhinged. Love it
@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus. Bookish. Broody. Probably needs a nap. Would trust him with my life tho
@prongs--jr - Harry!! He’s like a tiny reckless problem child I never asked for
@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione! Actual genius. Also lowkey terrifying in a good way
@betterthanfred - Fred. Certified disaster. Best prank ideas
@betterthangeorge - George. Surprisingly the less insane twin. Only slightly.
@ron-b-weasley - Ron! Solid bloke, also chaos-attractant
@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny! Love her to bits 🦋
@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna 🦋 she’s brilliant. Literal starlight
@onehundredandsixteen - Headmaster. Literally the cryptid in charge. Smells like lemon drops and generational trauma. Has seen the void and made it write a school curriculum.
@mrs-prongs - Lily!!! Beautiful, terrifying, would hex a Ministry official with perfect eyeliner.
@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Barty. Chaos in a suit. Probably has a secret room full of cursed spoons.
@rosiers--and--thorns - Evan Rosier. Grew straight out of a gothic poem. Insults people like it’s foreplay.
@mother-molly-weasley – Molly. Literal mom of the year. Has threatened to kill me with a wooden spoon and I believe her.
@angie-jj - Possibly the only person keeping the twins from spontaneously combusting.
@pansies-and-snakes - Looks like she owns 47 types of perfume and 3 exes in Azkaban.
@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise. Rich, mysterious, pretty
@severus-not-snivellus - Once called me “a hazard in boots.” Still not sure if it was an insult or a nickname.
@that-super-duper-weird-one - Spoke to a cloud once and it changed his life. Keeps offering me enchanted soup
@neville-sucks-at-magic - I trust him with my life and my houseplants.
@delacour-petale - I would fight for her, die for her, AND let her call me a mess in French
@the-real-oliver-wood - I think he sleeps in a locker room.
