goats kissing

i love the depth and beauty of a good friendship but i also like the idea that these two find something special in one another that manifests not only as an exceptional bond and generational rivalry but also in the form of shameful lust and depravity when nobody is watching them

they won't think about it. they can't think about what they're doing or what this says about them. as long as they keep saying "no homo" between each kiss they'll be fine, right?

that's too much acknowledgement. they can't think about it. as long as one of them doesn't blurt out an "i love you" during sex they can keep pretending like this is a one-time thing... but they know damn well they'll do it again next time.

how are they going to break the news to their friends and family? they won't. this is a secret between the two of them, and it will remain that way forever.

besides, "breaking the news" would mean admitting they're gay, which they definitely are not. nothing against gay people, but clearly there's a difference between liking men and sucking your homie's cock because he asked for it, right?