The Lament of the Pepperoni Gamer

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure