Eldritch Party

Hello cesspool, my old friend,

I've come to shitpost once again.

The intrusive thoughts are creeping,

And they're keeping me from sleeping.

So much random shit that's swirling in my head

While I'm in bed,

Doomscrolling posts

On Tumblr.

Through the dashboard, memes appear,

Shitposts screaming in my ear.

All the discourse, hot takes blazing,

Canon ships are rearranging.

When my fingers type, I know I should be catching Z’s,

But here I freeze,

Doomscrolling posts

On Tumblr.

In the neon glow of screens,

I see untagged spoiler scenes.

Fandom wars are waging wildly,

Headcanons declared untimely.

And my reblogs stack as I descend into the deep,

No rest, no sleep,

Doomscrolling posts

On Tumblr.

I saw users start to fight,

Over ships at 3 last night.

"Your take is trash," one typed in sorrow,

"Block me now, or fight tomorrow."

But my weary brain just hit refresh to see what’s new,

I’m trapped, it’s true,

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