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they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

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now look here, buddy

I don’t say “surely you jest” as often as I’d like

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It's so funny to be diagnosed with "Pain We Can't Find The Source Of Disorder" or "Brain is Physically Fucked and we Don't Know Why Disorder" or "We Don't Know Why You Have Seizures Disorder" and instead of more research, tests, etc being performed, you're told to get Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Bonus points if your diagnosis of Exclusion was the 1st-3rd conclusion your doctor came to.

I guess growing up is choosing which debilitating health condition you’d prefer out of the lot

#back pain #stomach issues #allergic rhinitis #sometimes you may get all three!!

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Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

#ba dum tss

kermitlesbian

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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with all due respect

#whichisnone

I turned a *certain age * and all of a sudden

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I’m a complainer!! I will do it I will get it done

but I will complain!!

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notesbyash

think that everyone has their own personal theme in life

notesbyash

every nolan film is about time. it winds its way through his filmography; it is fractured in memento, distorted in inception, expanded in interstellar, reversed in tenet.

every hopper painting is about stillness. it is found in every brushstroke; at dusk in automat, at dawn in morning sun, at noon in office in a small city, at night in nighthawks.

i have a friend who orbits ideas of power, another who delights in the prosaic and the plain. one weaves around systems and structures, another returns always to wonder at the sea.

there are other elements of course - our lives cannot be measured by single concepts no matter how large they may be - but time and again i think we return to the things that fascinate, the things that intrigue, the things we cannot quite tear ourselves away from. the themes of our lives.

chronicsymptomsyndrome

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

th0rax

Clean home checklist:

"Do the laundry" as if doing laundry doesn't have 27 individual steps that each require other tasks to get done. Each task runs the risk of starting additional secret tasks.

"Organize kitchen" my brain has malware and it's overheating. CPU at 100%. There are no executives at my function

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TO A NEW CHAPTER

Unknown; Hellen Keller; Art on Megan McGill Pinterest; "The Messiness of Emotional Healing" (2024), by Amy Bartlett; Art by @sunsbleeding; Unknown; Tori Amos; Unknown (probably base on this edit by @khristian-ity-blog).

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Give me all those worries, I’ll just take care of them for you….no worries.

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