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big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

Original species are so cool. Like woaw, you’re telling me these funky little guys and their funky little society came from your head?? Fucking awesome sauce.

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)