casperdoodlez

Would Harry Vanderspeigle love Margaritaville

i bet it feels good as fuckkkk to explode and die

i bet parasitic insects say shit like “have a lice day🤗” and “you’ve ticked me off😡”

whenever a word ends in “lay” i read it like wayne from letterkenny is in my brain. liklay comes out of fucking nowhere

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

you people aren't CASTING

uhhh smth smth bill & brenda are narrative perpendiculars (not parallels bc parallels never meet n they have met but only once) bc they're both going after one of the grants, meet with their respective crushes at a bar (a lodge in bills case but it does have a bar so) both gets grant's weird reproductive tentacle put in their stomachs (although it only succeeded on brenda) and yk. b names

adding onto this bc i just found out both their names mean sword