Indie multimuse penned by Dee

still, he rests a hand upon her head, ruffles her helm as he had those he once raised. what in the world is someone so young doing so far out here, anyways? and more importantly, where did she come from?

"Mom and Dad are at work," She replied. "I was gonna wait to go ghost hunting later buuuuuut I figured if I got footage now, it'd save time for later." She looked down at the camera, then back up at the mech with a sheepish smile. "I guess that's not happening now."

He sits almost gingerly in the space provided, mindful of his wings. Things don't quite go to plan; the sharp points at the bottom start to dig into the cushion at the back, and he's shooting up off the seat before he's even fully situated.

"Maybe this isn't such a good idea," he says, vocals pinched. His wings are shifting sporadically at his back, and he is reminded very quickly that they are underground, in a small space, with only one way out.

The doors slide open with ease. Hashtag stands up, tucking the tablet away for later. She isn't sure what exactly is wrong, so she does the only thing she can think of.

Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock) Sentences

(Sentences from Mycroft Holmes from Sherlock (2010-2017). Adjust phrasing where needed)

“I would make some kind of threat, but I’m sure your situation is quite clear to you.”

“You don’t seem very afraid”

“Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don’t you think?”

“You don’t seem the kind to make friends easily.”

“Did it never occur to you that you and I belong on the same side?”

“We have more in common than you’d like to believe.”

“No, no, no, I can’t possibly be away from the office for any length of time. Not with the elections so… Well, you don’t need to know about that, do you?”

“Don’t make me order you.”

“For God’s sake, put your clothes on!”

“Don’t be alarmed, it’s to do with sex.”

“All lives end, all hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.”

“You seem desperate for my attention, which I’m sure can be arranged.”

“Our traditions define us.”

“I need you to give this matter your full attention - is that quite clear?”

“They have a few bottles of the 2000 Saint-Emilion, though I prefer the 2001.”

“You know, it is just possible that you won’t be welcome.”

“Don’t be smart. I’m the smart one.”

“If you seem slow to me, can you imagine what real people are like?”

“I’m living in a world of goldfish.”

“I warned you; don’t get involved.”

“What do we say about coincidences?”

“That name you think you may have just heard, you were mistaken. If you ever mention hearing that name in this room, in this context, I guarantee you on behalf of the secret services that materials will be found on your computer hard-drives, resulting in your immediate incarceration.”

“I hope I won’t have to threaten you as well.”

“You may consider him under my protection.”

“If you go against him, then you will find yourself going against me.”

“Am I happy too? I haven’t checked.”

“He’s a necessary evil, not a dragon for you to slay.”

“Your loss would break my heart.”

“As my colleague is fond of remarking, this country sometimes needs a blunt instrument.”

“I am not given to outbursts of brotherly compassion.”

“It is no easy thing for a great mind to contemplate a still greater one.”

“Nobody deceives like an addict.”

“I was there for you before, I’ll be there for you again. I’ll always be there for you.”

“What you are about to see is classified beyond top secret.”

“I don’t like loose ends. Not on my watch.”

“Is that sentiment talking?”

“Agents tend not to reach retirement age. They get retired in a pretty permanent sort of way.”

“Everybody dies. It’s the one thing human beings can be relied upon to do.”

“I have, I think, apologised extensively for that.”

“No, no, stop; I detest conversation in the past tense.”

“Is this merely steam-of-consciousness abuse, or are you attempting to make a point?”

“Why would I need your private number?”

“You have no idea what you’re dealing with. None at all!”

“So, what happens now? Are you going to make deductions?”

“Memories can resurface. Wounds can reopen. The roads we walk have demons beneath.”

“Now, listen to me, for your own physical safety, do not speak!”

“I will not be manipulated like this.”

“We’re not actually going to discuss this, are we?”

“You shame us all. You shame the family name.”

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

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“Everything I do, I do for my country.”

“I can’t trust anyone or anything these days.”

“You don’t make history by being liked.”

“Government policy has nothing to do with common sense.”

“The press are so horribly suspicious about things…”

“It’s only going to be embarrassing if people find out.”

“Never share intelligence that you don’t need to share.”

“If he can’t ignore facts then he’s got no business being a politician.”

“Would you care to comment on this shabby deception?”

“If we declare war, it might just look like we’re overreacting.”

“First rule of politics: never believe anything until it’s officially denied.”

“Politicians like to panic. They need activity; it’s their substitute for achievement.”

“May I suggest that instead of trying to butter up the press, we distract them?”

“It is necessary to get behind someone before you can stab them in the back.”

“Politicians come and go. I’ve counted them in, and I’ve counted them out.”

“Would you like to come back in and restart this meeting at a lower level of tension?”

“Just because you know you’re playing a game doesn’t mean you don’t choose your moves.”

“I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust.”

“Are we about to have a fundamental dispute about the nature of democracy?”

“Trust isn’t always rewarded but, on the other hand, if you make decisions based on trust, then they’ll have a sort of rightness to them.”

red-and-white servos grab the terran by her waist, lifting and relocating her from just outside his hideaway to the previously locked gates. ratchet makes a noise as his joints creak in complaint. sparklings.

His attention moves to follow Hashtag's progress. She is correct in the assumption that he would not enjoy quite that much physical contact -- at least not so soon.

"for the last time, this place isn't haunted." the old mech gives a huff, ex-venting with a roll of his optics. "i just don't want any human guests poking about."

a pause.

"i don't want any guests at all, actually."

send one for my muse's reaction!

It is so strange; he never thought he would be stirred to see something the measly little humans created, but Hashtag's enthusiasm for the matter is damn near infectious. He's still not excited, but he does have a sense of anticipation around whatever strange little ritual he seems to have found himself in.

Satisfied that Blades isn't going to injure himself with the weapon, he withdraws and begins the arduous process of checking himself for fleas counting his children.

He mentally debated trying to put the gun into his subspace or not, decided 'hmm I probably shouldn't try to do that unless I want to become Swiss cheese', and instead set it on the ground and, most importantly, not pointing at anyone.

tw for distressing themes , depressive tendencies , harsh language , ect .