hi im rory :•]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich