Don't Mess With Magic

So I just wanted to update you all on the new blog.  It now has 2 newly written captions from yours truly :)

So WOW, huh.  This sucks, I was actually beginning to believe I could stay in one place for once.  This was easily becoming my favourite site for porn too so really IDK what to say.

First of all, I’d like to say thanks for everything, this blog (at the time of this post) passed 800 followers (couldn’t let me make it to 1000 Tumblr?) and I’ve had many posts pass 100 notes which was great.

I've had a lot of questions on where I’ll go and I’m kinda stuck on that rn.  The furries can go to FurAffinity, the less explicit TF/ Porn stuff can go to DeviantArt, but my content doesn’t really fit in either place. If you have any suggestions on where I’m happy to listen.

You know those times, those situations you end up in that seem completely impossible, almost imaginary, but there it is, staring you right in the face.  This is one of those times as I walked into my friend's dorm flat to see his ‘tormentor’ literally on her knees next to him.

“Nick!  I’m happy you’re here, I’m so excited to show you this”, he beamed as he hopped up from his seat at his kitchen table.

I walk hesitantly up to my friend and stand in front of the only other person in the room, Claire Bennett.  I waved my hand in front of her face, wondering if this very outspoken woman was even sober.  She responded by meowing.  I turned to Ross so see that grin he’s had since I got here.

“So... Did you kidnap her family or something?... Like how the fuck did you...”

“You may as well just let me explain, you’ll never guess” he interrupted.  “To make a long story short, I can control minds”.

I looked back at Claire and her look of total ignorance.  As weird as Ross’s answer was, I couldn’t think of something else that could make her do something so... weird.

I honestly can’t count the times that he’s complained about his crush from the floor above him rejected him, or ignored him, or talked negatively about his pokemon card or anime collection.

“Sooo... you made Claire cosplay?” I asked slightly scared at the power my friend may actually have.

“Oh My GOD I knew you’d say that!” He shouted, startling me a little.  “Isn’t that right, Claire?”

“MEOWTH, that’s right!” She responded.

Ross immediately burst out laughing.  I couldn’t help but slightly smile too.

“I made her say that every time I say, ‘Isn’t that right?’.  It’s soo hilarious, it never gets old... hehe.. trust me.  No, but really I made her think she’s a pokemon, how great is that?  She throws change in the air when you grab her tits, wanna see?”

I stared at her again, trying to smile and laugh with Ross.  Really I just didn’t want to piss him off at this point, Claire never really went out of her way to be mean to him, she just didn’t want to date his nerdy ass. 

“How does she even know what a Meowth is?” I asked.

“Well it took a bit but I had to teach her like you would a kid.  She was very resistant at first but once I removed her memories, aspirations, skills and pretty much everything else, there was plenty of room to learn!”

Holy fuck, Ross is a psychopath.  I looked at Claire’s vacant face again, feeling a lot more scared after that last fact.  

“Sooo...  This is really awesome.. but I have.. I was going to have dinner with the family tonight after this.  I’ll probably come back tomorrow for Fortnite though, so uhh...”

“Oh goodness, yeah my bad dude, go ahead I’ll see you tomorrow”.  

I made my way to the door before he spoke up one last time.

“Wait, crap sorry, forgot to ask, what’s Dani’s phone number again?”

I paused for a second, trying to remember when I gave Ross my girlfriend’s number in the first place, but I had already repeated it off for him before I could.  

“What did you need that for again?” I asked.

“Oh, I think she wanted me to teach her something, don’t worry about it.  You can just pick her up tomorrow when you come over”.

So I have added another 2 pages to my blog.

The first is a Tags list to help you all navigate my blog, especially when the posts start to add up.

The second is a page dedicated to Dark content that I enjoy.  Stories, blogs and more will be posted on this page.  There are a couple things there right now but this page will be updated every so often.

I hope you enjoy :)

It’ll be back to caps after this but I have been asked to share my previous work from my older blogs.

I started first on Blogger

http://randomtgcaptions.blogspot.com/

Moved to Tumblr and ran 2 accounts 

https://theswappingpage.tumblr.com/

https://randomtgcaptions.tumblr.com/

And then realized that was stupid and a single account will do :)

So I recently added a new page to my blog on this topic.  It gives you step by step instructions as well as tips and advice from someone who has written way too much smut LOL

Just a quick one.  Had like 30 minutes of free time before work, enjoy! :)

My boss was an asshole.  She was the typical, abuses her power, enjoys to humiliate you in front of your peers, makes you work on the weekends, type of boss.  I was sick of it.

I had my friend who worked at an adult video store send her one of his specials.  The package arrived on her doorstep.  “Big Bootys and Big Black Cocks 7″, it read.  A personal favourite of mine but for more than it’s content.  It got the viewer a little... hooked on the topic.

Alisha came home to see the film on her doorstep.  Originally passing it off as a prank, she found herself intrigued and brought the DVD inside.  After a couple minutes, her new curiosity got the better of her and she put it in her laptop and hit play.

It had to be the most sensual and erotic thing she had ever seen.  She had only been with white men before but the size of the BBC and the way they make their white mate submissive; it was almost too much to handle.

By the end of the night she had watched and rewatched the whole thing, her hair messed up and her panties soaked.  She barely even undressed she was so invested in her porn.

The next day she decided to take a day off to go to the return address and see what else they had.  Of course, my friend hooked her up with the first 6 films in the series as well as some other interracial content he enjoyed.

She went home and spent the entire day with her hands between her legs, her neighbours even calling the cops from hearing all the moaning and screaming that was going on.

Her new addiction began to take over her life as she immediately used all of her vacation days for the year to masturbate.  Her hygiene slowly depleted as she lost her tan from not going outside.  She always quickly went through her makeup routine as she knew she would spend most of the day at home and it would probably end up smeared from all the sweat.

Eventually, it completely took over her life as she stopped going to work, even after using all her days off.  Without an income, she had to start getting creative.  She took out her old VHS and started renting tapes instead of DVDs because they were cheaper.  She ended her gym membership because she could no longer afford it.  Her entire life now revolved around her porn addiction.

I had to say I was pretty happy walking in my friends store a year later to find my old boss there.  She was so horny she could barely keep her clothes on in the store, just from looking at the covers.  

This is a long one but probably one of my favourite stories I’ve written.  Pretty darn dark too if I do say so myself.  ENJOY!

“I know a lot of things that are fun.  Roller coasters are fun, Movies are fun, Basketball games with the boys; all fun.  This does not sound like fun, it sounds like a mistake”.

Nicole walked up to her boyfriend and grabbed his sexy face.  He grabbed her by the waist reflexively.

“Do you trust me, Brandon?” She asked simply.

“I don’t even know if I believe you”, he chuckled.

She turned around and walked towards her bed, grabbing the necklace and walked right back over to Brandon.  

“Look at us.  I’m thin, fit and sexy.  You love my ass, my tight pussy and my tits...”

“You’re damn right I do”, he interrupted.

“Exactly.  And I love your hunky bod, your chiselled jawline and your fat juicy cock, but I need to know that we’re more than that; than the way we look.  We’ve been together for a year now, I want to know you’ll love me for me”.

“Of course I do babe, why would I be with someone I don’t like?”

Nicole leaned in forwards again, this time with the end of the necklace in each hand.  She reached around Brandon’s neck and clamped it shut.  It looked a little funny on a man, as it was a very feminine necklace, but it wasn’t for looks anyways.

“Then prove it”, she giggled.

“Well, it’s about time you showed up,” Ethan smirked, turning away from the pirate ship he was about to enter.

“It took forever for me to get your mom to bring me here, can you please just stop messing around!”

This fucking kid had been driving me crazy.  Ever since he stole my body when I was babysitting him last weekend, he’s been mocking and teasing me, acting like he’s always been me and like I was always this 13-year-old boy.

“Well just because you're late doesn’t mean I’m not happy you came” he chuckled standing up and leaning against the wooden railing next to him.  “So you got my text then?” He asked.

“Yes I did Ethan and I’m happy you want to end this too.  I feel like we’ve had a good bonding experience, once I most certainly won’t forget”.

He grinned at me as if I was lying.  

“Seriously!  Spending the past couple of days as a teenage boy has really opened my eyes.  No more teasing you about your comics or action figures anymore, I needed something to pass the time and they’re kinda cool to play with”.

That grin was still plastered on his face, it made me uneasy.

“Well Valerie, I’m happy to hear that,” he replied standing up with both hands on his hips.  

I suppose he wanted this to be a lesson of some sort.  I waited for him to say something else but he just kept smiling at me.

“So where’s that magic rock at?” I asked breaking the silence.

He looked to his right, my left, and pointed at the lake.  

“I chucked it in the pond like 20 minutes before you got here”.

My jaw dropped as all the colour washed from my face.  He wouldn’t...

“You didn’t!” I yelled.

“Well I was going to do it in front of you but you were late.  I got bored, it was gonna end up at the bottom of the pond whether I waited or not.  I am glad to hear that you’ve bonded with my life or whatever, it’ll make the transition a lot less painless”.

Tears were starting to form in the corners of my eyes.  I was a lot more emotional in this puberty-stricken body.

“I thought you told me to come here so we could end this!”

“I did,” he smiled.  “It’s over, I can get back to my life as the cute babysitter and you can go back to yours as the kid with the crush”.

He started to walk towards me.  I was paralyzed in shock and fear at this point.

“Don’t you worry little Ethan, I’ll make it up to you every so often”.

He bent over and pulled my breasts from the dress he was wearing.

“I know a horny little boy like yourself must be dreaming to get a peek at these.  If you behave, I’ll reward you”.

I wanted to scream.  I wanted to punch that stupid smirk right off his face...my face... But I wasn’t focused on his face, I was focused on those perfect tits that hung right below it.  Blood rushed to my crotch as I could feel myself get a boner.  He covered himself back up and stood up straight giggling at me.  My face was bright red at this point.

“Oh hey, Valerie!” I heard someone call from behind me.  “Funny seeing you here”.

It was my mom... ETHAN’S MOM and she had been driving me nuts all week.  Going from a legal drinking woman to a kid that can’t even watch R rated movies has been restricting, to say the least.

“Not really, I told Ethan that I was meeting Christian here last weekend.  I guess he wanted to see me again”.

He was seeing Chris!  That asshole was already completely used to my life if he could fool him!  I turned around to see my new mom put her hands on her hips.  She chuckled and looked at Ethan.

“I swear I will never understand the lengths he will go for his crushes”.  She grabbed my arm and started pulling me towards the parking lot.  “Come on, you’ll see her next weekend”.

I struggled to fight against her.  My skinny teen body was no match for the woman I now called mom.  I turned to see Ethan wave goodbye to me, that smirk never leaving that stupid...beautiful face.

I mean I already know what happened, and like, he’s gonna figure it out eventually.  I’m just laying here next to him waiting for him to wake up, but the anxiety’s killing me.  Maybe it’s best to just rip it off like a band-aid.

I think back to my first girlfriend, Shelby.  We were very cute together, especially for just a high school fling but I would have never dated her to begin with if I knew what would happen.

“A BOY?!” Shelby screamed, her face scrunching up and her eye beginning to twitch.

I had never seen Shelby like this, we were always so happy together.  She should have known that it was just a high school thing and that it wasn’t gonna last, I mean, how many high school sweethearts actually end up growing old together.

“Listen, Shelby, I’m sorry.  I know it’s been a great couple of years but it’s time to move on.  We’re going to different universities and it’s time we try to meet new people”.

“We are a LESBIAN couple Chelsea, how can you pick a... a GUY over me?”

I sighed.  “That’s not what I’m doing!  It took some time but I’m bisexual, I know that now.  We just weren’t gonna last.  I like you and still want to be friends, but only friends”.

She took a couple of steps towards me.  I was regretting not doing this at her place as there was nowhere to escape her in my own house.

“FUCK...YOU!” She growled.

I knew she was the jealous type but not the crazy jealous type.  Yesterday there was nothing wrong between the two of us but now I think she wants to rip my head off.

“You’re LESBIAN Chelsea, not Bisexual”.

I chuckled.  “Uhh, I think I know my own sexuality Shelb”.

“Well, you’re wrong”.

She began to mumble some words I couldn’t really make out.  She pointed her finger out and touched me on the chest, giving me a small shock.

“Ouch!  What the fuck!” I gasped.

“If you want to date someone else, fine!” She began.  “But if you think I’m okay with losing you to a man, you have another thing coming!”

That was enough, I grabbed her arm and dragged her through my house and through the front door.  It was one thing to be angry but it was something else to threaten me.  I never knew she was such a man-hater.

“You can’t control my life and my choices!” I yelled, slamming the door in her face.

At the time I thought I was right and for the first year in Uni I continued to think that.  It was only when I met Stephen that I learned how wrong I really was.  We just finished having sex, his huge cock making me cum more than once.  I was thoroughly enjoying myself until it was his turn to cum.  

His face turned blank as he passed out.  I hopped off of him and walked to the washroom to clean myself off, kinda chuckling at knocking him out.  I walked back into the room to find out what had actually happened.

I watched as his underwear grew across his body and loosened up, becoming this frilly pair of lingerie.   His hair grew longer and lightened to a blonde and his body began to morph in front of my eyes.  His muscles shrank and his chest and ass grew.  Before I knew it I was staring at my newly female boyfriend.

I lifted up his skirt, trying to stay optimistic as I still saw a bulge down there but was very disappointed to what I found.  His cock had been transformed into a plastic strap on.  

I had laid next to him for a couple of hours wondering what to do.  I finally figured out that it was Shelby who probably cursed me (at least my best guess right now) but I didn’t know how to break it to Stephen.