“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

the thing about me is, im right. and also, im correct. and last but not finally, i have never been wrong

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

please be nice to all animals, even the ones you don’t find cute, they have feelings too

nobody lures you into the fog anymore