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–I believe an “ideal” S/O for him would need to be someone who just can't get enough of him. Like, lowkey obsessed with him (not in a stalker or yandere way though, just obsessed in a healthy way), down bad on emotional levels for him. Someone who is always there for him, someone who goes out of their way to make sure he's alright, who knows what he likes, who knows damn well he isn't perfect but absolutely adores it. Someone who doesn’t push him to like them back, but loves him dearly, who wants to see him succeed, someone who is out there risking themselves to hold up a sign reading: “Go Polyurethane!” while he's destroying heaven. That's what he craves.

–With that being said, when he starts to like someone who is like his “ideal” S/O, they better be ready because he's going hard. He'll start to mimic how they give him affection. Do they have a collection of photos of him? A photo album in his gallery suddenly appeared, and it already has half of his memory storage's worth of pictures that consist of the S/O and him.

-If he likes someone enough he'll demand a routine with them. He just wants to feel integrated with the day to day lives of those who he finds dearest. For example, I'd bet actual money he has at least one specific day, in the afternoon after his shift where he lays down next to Polyester and starts to ramble about whatever is on his mind non-stop, just occasionally checking if Polyester is listening, and well, if he starts to like someone he'll definitely do the same –even if he can’t be there physically, phones exist for a reason– So if you plan on being dear and gentle to him despite all his flaws, expect to be getting video calls from him at 7 p.m. stretching onto midnight.

–He needs physical and emotional validation in a relationship, the more intimate the more validation he'll demand, simple proportion. I firmly believe that, if you are dating him, he will want to just be foolish with you. Laying in your bed and cuddling, until his energy peaks again and he's jumping on you while delivering smooches and -if you're ticklish– tickling you until you're actually dying for air. He wants to do that any time it's possible, if only a split second hug is possible he will do it.

If he’s irritated, not like throwing a tantrum, genuinely irritated, the type to make him go silent, he will hug you. A hug so tight you might actually feel pain, not that it’s his intention, it just happens.

–His S/O will wear a black choker exactly like his and Polyester’s and that is final. Whether they wear it as any other type of accessory is alright too, but they need to wear it. It's his way of feeling as though he belongs to both of his favorite people in his life.

The matching chokers will make you all look like one unit! Isn't it wonderful?

This one stems from him needing to feel integrated. He needs to physically know he is with someone, he needs to know that others can look at him and see that he is matching the other person with the choker.

–On the last tangent, he probably –in his most intense moments–fantizsizes about being able to make a nest inside of someone --not literally–. He wishes he could physically place himself inside of the heart of someone and live there, so that way he'd know for sure that person would love him.

And also, he probably also wishes he could just latch the other onto him, so they aren’t ever separated.

But again, this would only be when he feels an extremely intense need to be loved and cherished.

–Despite all his love for Polyester, he sometimes gets jealous of him. For example, maybe he notices that Polyester has a slightly bigger build than him, he'll get upset, momentarily motivated to workout and get just as big as Polyester, but that type of motivation of his never grows well --if external factors don’t just kill it off– it might make him become obsessed while hiding that feeling from Polyester.

And his occasional jealousy of the ones he loves most isn’t just towards Polyester, if his S/O has something he gets jealous of, he’ll be just as upset as when he gets jealous of Polyester, if it’s something he could change he would get the momentary motivation to do something about it, just like with Polyester.

But in both cases it is mostly cut short by the other significant person in his life, where they’ll just convince him he is enough.

–In memory of his sharp teeth I believe that when he gets a cuteness overload, his response is to immediately think about munching hard on whatever made him feel that way. So, when he is tickling his partner and they giggle uncontrollably, he might just lose control of his intrusive thoughts and go munch on them.

(Which is why I love to draw chibi him with the pointy shark teeth)

–If he is upset, like actually upset. The type where he just goes silent, depressed and just wants to doomscroll until the next day when he can restart, he should be held gently while he doomscrolls or just watches some video. Like, he's just there being held peacefully while doomscrolling along with his S/O.

–Pet names! Pet names as far as the eye can see! Despite him being a new gen which is why many people might not agree with me here, but I think he'd like the classier ones like darling, dearest, honey. It just scratches his brain all the right ways when he gets called that and when he says it too. Not that he doesn’t like the other ones (like pookie, I think he'd like that one not ironically), but these are just top tier.

–For as much as he likes being pampered with affection he'd also like to spoil his partner back. He'd just feel extra good about himself when his partner gets all giddy with being spoiled by him. He just likes to flaunt his money and overall resources to spoil his S/O like no one else can, he is a special high ranking angel after all.

That is all, although I might edit this post with more ideas later.

Thank you for reading! 😋