let's fight

in a kinder universe i could post "mutuals I am pickling you in a jar with some dill" without my mention of a jar inadvertently invoking memory of a phenomenon most profane

i believe your usefulness to me has... run its course (snaps my fingers and the two security guards behind you start sucking themselves off)

it's actually kind of crazy how disproportionately good at Posting trump is/was. like 8 of the top 10 funniest tweets ever made are from him, and it doesn't even seem like he particularly tries. he's just like that. natural born Poster forced into the spotlight. of course his presidency was a disaster, it's like electing a racist unironic version of Dril

who programs these bots

someone in my town has a pro life license plate and i have been letting my dog poop in their yard at night for 5 years. it’s called freedom of speech

its called being an asshole intolerant of other people’s belief systems

You’re getting poop yarded bitch

crossfaded as hell im three years old