Yeah. She's a good girl.

When you irritate me I will hit you When you look at me I will hit you When you don’t look at me I will hit you When you say something stupid I will hit you When you are silent I will hit you Whenever I feel like it I will hit you When I’m horny I will hit you When I’m sad I will hit you When I’m bored I will hit you When I am displeased with you I will hit you When you have been sloppy I will hit you When I love you I will hit you When you fail to see my needs I will hit you When I need entertainment I will hit you When you act like a cunt I will hit you When I hate myself I will hit you When I feel bitter I will hit you When I’m happy I will hit you When you deserve it I will hit you When I see errors in you I will hit you

—Mary Oliver, from “West Wind”