As We Go Along

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.

Sometimes I’ll see a picture on here and I’ll stare at it for 30 seconds trying to understand the joke and then realize it’s just an ad for almonds or something

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.