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Yuh. Like Night of th’ Livin’ Dicks. I Got Banged by a Risen Monster From Hell. My Lover is my Coroner. 

…Ya think he wrote a book on that?

Chuck Tingle, prolly.

Wut kind of an insult is that? “Oh yeah, yer so lame ya prolly have a relationship”??

Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.

Sorry, already got a costar.

Jus’ say y’all an’ get it over wi’, cowboy.

I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…

With your what?

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.

Which sort are you then, double digits?

Issa hit wit' adventurous ladies.

With your what?

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.

With your what?

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

With your what?

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

With your what?

I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…

Yer livin’ the dream man. I gotta say, m’kinda jealous.

Wait, shit, do ya haffta use both hands or do ya jus’ focus on ‘em one at a time?