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Nerc-romance?
Yuh. Like Night of th’ Livin’ Dicks. I Got Banged by a Risen Monster From Hell. My Lover is my Coroner.
Yer ultimate fanger romcom.
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@dokworthless
dokworthless:
Nerc-romance?
Yuh. Like Night of th’ Livin’ Dicks. I Got Banged by a Risen Monster From Hell. My Lover is my Coroner.
Yer ultimate fanger romcom.

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dokworthless:
sodoffyabuggers:
dokworthless:
Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.
Chuck Tingle, prolly.
Yer dead ta me.
…Ya think he wrote a book on that?
Nerc-romance?
dokworthless:
Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.
Chuck Tingle, prolly.
Yer dead ta me.
dokworthless:
You would.
Wut kind of an insult is that? “Oh yeah, yer so lame ya prolly have a relationship”??
Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.
dokworthless:
sodoffyabuggers:
dokworthless:
Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.
Jus’ say y’all an’ get it over wi’, cowboy.
I know yer hopin’ fer a Broke Back remake starin’ you and me, but……..
[snORTS oh man.]
Sorry, already got a costar.
You would.

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dokworthless:
Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.
Jus’ say y’all an’ get it over wi’, cowboy.
I know yer hopin’ fer a Broke Back remake starin’ you and me, but........
Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.
dokworthless:
Fuckin’-A, I am. Jus’ luckin’ out on tha’ multi-reality bingo, boyo.
I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…
Believe me, he is livin' his bes' life.
@dokworthless
With your what?
Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.
You know, I don’t think I did.
You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.
[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]
I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.
Hey.
Don’t do that. That’s scary.
Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?
[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]
[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]
Oh, well that’s way more manageable than what I was thinking.
That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.
I am hardly tha only bloke walkin’ ‘round wit’ two dicks. Tryina tell me there aren’ clasper fellas in wit’ tha reptiles ‘n’ shark people?
I wouldn’t know. It’s honestly not anything I’ve thought about before.
Which sort are you then, double digits?
A double dick havin' homospaien.
Issa hit wit' adventurous ladies.
@dokworthless
With your what?
Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.
You know, I don’t think I did.
You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.
[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]
I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.
Hey.
Don’t do that. That’s scary.
Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?
[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]
[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]
Oh, well that’s way more manageable than what I was thinking.
That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.
I am hardly tha only bloke walkin' 'round wit' two dicks. Tryina tell me there aren' clasper fellas in wit' tha reptiles 'n' shark people?

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@dokworthless
With your what?
Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.
You know, I don’t think I did.
You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.
[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]
I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.
Hey.
Don’t do that. That’s scary.
Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?
[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]
[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]
@dokworthless
With your what?
Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.
You know, I don’t think I did.
You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.
[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]
I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.
@dokworthless
With your what?
Ya fuckin' HEARD me.
dokworthless:
Fuckin’-A, I am. Jus’ luckin’ out on tha’ multi-reality bingo, boyo.
I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…
They're spells fer gettin' extra dicks 'n' other gentalia than whatcha got....
dokworthless:
I mean, yeah, I can. Ya ever frotted? Ain’t tha’ hard ta do wit’ ya self if ya got ‘nough lube.
[ Kinda just…… Stares off into the distance for a moment, looking forlorn. ]
Yer livin’ the dream man. I gotta say, m’kinda jealous.
Fuckin'-A, I am. Jus' luckin' out on tha' multi-reality bingo, boyo.

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People sure do die, Dok. Including people who shouldn't. People who didn't deserve it. People who you could have spent more time with.
People tha’ ain’t yer business.
dokworthless:
I like my privicy. Crankin’ my yanks issa privileged.
I like m’privacy too but I also like having money too, soooo…
Wait, shit, do ya haffta use both hands or do ya jus’ focus on ‘em one at a time?
I mean, yeah, I can. Ya ever frotted? Ain’t tha’ hard ta do wit’ ya self if ya got ‘nough lube.