MyWifeTouchesMe

My body just reminded me why I don't and shouldn't drink water in the morning

Went to take a piss, pulled out the pingwingwang, the gooch hairs separated and straightened for this feeling I shouldn't be happy about, but wanted to itch at the same time. My butt cheeks inflamed to ready themselves for the push of a healthy stream. A slight push and here comes the bladder liquid, but wait what's this feeling of air on my balls? I don't know, but now I'm peeing in 3 different directions and the stream won't stop. I guess piss all over everything around the toilet is now what I'm going to be cleaning for the next 30 minutes... Sigh FML

Watched a video on YouTube last night. The interviewee asked what happens to albinos after high school. That's a damn good question. It's like they're inserted into society then they disappear back to their giant albino spaceships and leave. Wtf take me and people of my choosing with!!!! Fuckers

Yea those people who disgust me