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This just came in to my mind this weekend and now i say it as i put the penis plug in or drivin’ around, just to remind me of what i am and what i am not:

i'm a stupid fuckin' faggot, all i think about is dick, if You're unhappy with my service, then please beat me with a stick!

silly, i know, but i like it and it IS accurate, though unpopular here in the Almighty Bay Area.

is everyone afraid to discipline a 62 YO homo with a good beating?  i’m anxious and willing to serve any Sir (18 to 80), be humiliated and be the house joke chore slave.  Masculine looking and acting. 

Hi all!  Just a followup from gluing my penis shut with DAP RapidFuse.  It did work at first and i freaked out a little, but then the pressure from my bladder got too strong and blew away the adhesive like a damn burst.  Disappointed and a little aggravated i stuck the large nozzle far into my urethra and squeezed hard sending the DAP down into my urethra.  Uh-oh!  Too far down.  it solidified and made my urination very painful.  Had to sit to pee (which i’ve been doing for years) as the piss slit sent a wide-ass spray of urine everywhere.  felt every bit the stupid faggot that i am.  after a few days, OK yesterday, i put some petroleum jelly on a Q-tip and swabbed just below the piss slit.  after a few painful swipes with the tweezers an incredibly long, sharp, and thin piece of hardened DAP glue came out.  Nice relief, but tonight i’m trying a new glue!