guard dog

owner said its okay if we cuddle in your dog cage if your owner allows it

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

a puppy in deep subspace is so fucking funny and cute to play with! you can tell them the most degrading and awful thing, and they're too stupid to notice it! as long as you use a happy tone, they will happily wag their little tail and ask for more because they don't understand it!

look all im saying is if there was a drug that made me totally mindless and doglike and domesticated and also gave me a knot id be having more fun and fulfillment in my day to day life than i am now

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

boy with a country accent that gets more pronounced the less hes thinkin about it,,, and so as your fucking him his accent gets progressively more noticeable

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Being cucked not because you’re lesser, you’re just too little. Keeping you innocent and naive. Kids don’t need to see that kinda stuff. Maybe when you’re older.

after evaluating my finances and my spending habits, I've found that it might just be more beneficial to ask my vet to put me down

So basically due to mental issues I'm actually just fifteen forever. Yup. Fifth year in a row now. Uh huh. Yeah you're gonna have to factor that in to all the horny stuff. Okay? Okay.

possibly fun ask game: make assumptions about me based solely on my tumblr and I’ll tell you how accurate they are

hello trans man on tumblr dot com. i am speaking directly to you right now. Do Not Go Down The Transandrophobia Rabbit Hole. like every other ~ progressively branded ~ vein of transphobia & transmisogyny that came before it, not only will it not save you, and not only will it make you a miserable, hateful person, but most importantly, you will be contributing to the systematic oppression and alienation of trans women in a time where it is suffocating them in literally all walks of life, public and private. you will drive the women in your life away. you will show that you are an unsafe person to be around. it is not cute, it does not describe experiences that we don't already have the words for, and it's preventing you from seeing the systemic causes of the very real threats that are actually affecting you as a trans person.