How may I assist you with your death?

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

Sorry boss, can't come to work today. Why? Oh, there's this really cool bug in my garden and I need to watch it!

Sorry boss, can't come to work today. Why? Oh, there's this really cool bug in my garden and I need to watch it!

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

Having adhd and brain fog is so fucking evil, because you still crave sensory stimulation, but you can’t focus on anything. Your thoughts still mobe a million miles a minute, but none of them are tangible, it’s like throwing one of those super bouncy rubber balls inside a cardboard box.

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"