Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

"None of what you're saying makes any sense, Victoria, and I find it all deeply intriguing."

"Hell is other people. Other specific people."

"Ah Victoria, it all seems so simple now, doesn't it?"

"Fatal Attraction, where Glenn Close gets involved with a married man and becomes increasingly unhinged. Sounds like me and the GOP. You can pick who's who in that equation."

"This photo of the Pope as Marilyn Monroe is the least disturbing thing we'll find out about the Catholic church in the next few years."

"Thanks, Al. See you in the inescapable void."

"Al Franken, future Senator. Dennis Miller, current and future mess."

"Sometimes I make this face in the morning. And also when I ponder the ultimate meaninglessness of all our existences."

"Joe Biden, people. Thank god nobody will ever give this guy an important gig."

"Ah, Jerry Fallwell. Your mixture of greed and religious intolerance formed the model for my future taskmasters."

"Behold, my future audience."

"Can you believe those greedy Wall Street fat cats? I can't wait until I decide to defend them."

"Robert Bork was in the news for months and not one Swedish Chef joke was uttered. Seems a waste, if you ask me."

"Don't think I hate myself? How do you explain this hair?"

"I know, isn't it hilarious I'm drinking in a subway station? And I only have a glass of water!"

"Must run from the specter of death!"

"I've never felt more at ease than when Mick Hucknall has stood this close to me."