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“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

one time in fourth grade I brought my bat to baseball practice but everyone gave me really weird looks and coach told me to take him home I guess they were worried about rabies or someting

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

Ice Age 14: The Great Depression

who was I before uptown funk

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror

what

squear

The new Minecraft update looks good.