𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 & 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐞

𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕘; joe 💖

hm…there might be some advantages to them. the real question is…how fast can you get out of them?

did you buys some matching tights as well?

if i agree that mona is an old lady name, will you not get that tattoo? i already have to deal with star wars undies. let me live. 

lucky for me she isn’t alive today. mona is not an old lady name. period. and i will start a survey and ask everyone i know just to prove this. haha, you wish, babe, you wish. she’d laugh at your darth vader voice. she’s taking after me after all. 

the painting is old, not mona lisa. i stand by what i said. it’s telling that my cat loves you more than your own. whatever did you do to thelma? no she would not, get out of here. 

Mona Lisa herself wasn’t an old lady though. Or do you see any grey hair on her? And no you’re not supposed to paint grey hair on her now just to prove your point. Yes, they can be the dynamic duo, partners in crime…as long as they don’t murder us. 

You’re engaged? Congrats, who is the lady that I’m gonna send emotional support wine. A couple blocks isn’t bad, its better than across the country Oh that sounds good..I’m hungry now.

are you saying mona is an old lady name? consider me offended. But okay, going with the trend..Audrey? Bessie? Greta? Louise? Winifred? 

Moving is the worst. If I never have to do it again I’ll be pretty damn happy about it. I’d come help for beer and pizza, but I’m currently in a similar situation. Moving out of my exes place and the house is littered in boxes. Just know you’re not alone.

we need to finally find a name for the puppy, babe. We can’t keep saying doggo to her or she might actually start listening to that. although that would be kind of funny. @djojez

no sex until you unpack.

Where did you move to..and why do you have so many boxes. Movers my dude, they help you with everything. Hmm..what kind of pizza though, that’’s the important question right now..

You know what the crazy thing about moving is? the way that my boxes of stuff seem to just...be still there, packed up in the corner, funny that huh? I have literally next to no energy to unpack, someone wanna do it for me? i’ll pay you in beer and pizza, if beer ain’t your thing then maybe a kickass milkshake or some shit. @hchqstarters​