Don't say, "Goodbye, smell you later"

the hottest girl you know needs a plushie to squeeze the entire time

i’m a relatively skittish creature

the layer of frizz around a girl's dry wavy hair is actually her halo

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

Hoping to find special candy soon

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[Image ID: Text message reading: ok well dont ponder yourself into stagnation diva! u got this /End ID]

The Princess out of School (detail). c1901. Edward Robert Hughes

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

crazy that you can be sleeping with 500 other girls on the regular without even realizing it #bedbugs

the polite and considerate sadist

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me