An ANGEL, Sent to Clear the UNDERGROUND

lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

This is a GREAT guide folks - it’s simple, straightforward, and deals well with the overly complicated alphabet soup of medical insurance. Knowing this stuff can prove REALLY helpful, and the examples used are a great resource. 

traumacore edit I spill my juice mods help

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

eldritch horror? actually i find it quite pleasant. attractive, even. dare i say sexy.

Why are these all perfect

@chulacabra

HOT LOCAL SINGLES ARE CHARGING UP A BEAM ATTACK

RUN

im keeping the assassins you sent to kill me. theyre mine now.

im making them breakfast. we're a family by choice, because none of us have one by blood to go back to anymore (because they killed them).

and theres an extra seat at the table if you ever want to join us...

[Caption: “The red dot on the yogurt is from a nearby army sniper, ready to take out any yogurt that evolves during production to have thoughts of political assassination.”]