I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

to my 6 loyal mutuals who always like my posts ily <3

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

World Heritage Post