i need a sonata intervention

audio: a segment of boulevard of broken dreams, cut and pasted so that these are the lyrics now: i walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and i broke the road

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

art is open to interpretation

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

They’re doing what

I fucking remember this. Lots of girls in my classroom were obsessed with it. One of them ended up in an abusive relationship.

I didn’t think this could get more fucked up and it has

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

@lunar-leviathans

very tired cat writing a term paper

bread is illegal now