SHE'S GOT A LOVE LIKE WOE

Can you answer any question I might ask?

I can try! Hit me with your best shot.

You can start by telling me where I am.

You're in District 13.

All you people are freakin weird. How the hell are you so damn cheery and welcoming? Acting like everything is all fine and dandy, it’s not.

To us, it is. That's all. I mean, we're used to this, and you're just put in this situation. I know that's not a good place to be, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.

Well, getting me the hell out of this hospital bed would be a nice start. And then something to eat that isn’t rabbit food. If I have to live off berries for one more day, I’m gonna throw them up.

Well, did you get any of those things or do you still need me to help you?

What’s not normal is this district.

I'm sorry. I really don't know how to help make this better besides try to get you everything that you need.

Can you get me a time machine? I don’t think so.

Well, no I can't. I'm sorry.