one bad egg

also finished this commission recently for @[email protected] ! if you know anyone else who's getting turned into a robot, you may want to check in on them occasionally...

finished this commission for @[email protected] recently! becoming a robot can be overwhelming, so be sure to read this handy resource before anything else!

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FROM THE PATREON: to close out Cyberpunk Month here's a little piece based on a story about robot titties i wrote a while back (https://mellified.men/@distressedegg/100686321332590000). sometimes you need a little time to acquaint yourself with new equipment... subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

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