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Lock, Shock, and Barrel can’t be trusted with any living or undead animals to keep as pets, but they all keep whining and complaining about not having one. So, to shut them up or to just be kind of a jerk, Oogie gave them a rock and told them that that would be their pet.

However, the kids were absolutely ecstatic about their pet rock. It didn’t bother Oogie, at first, because now the kids are messing with something else other than his lair for once. But it soon annoyed him once they started acting like the rock was sentient and making requests from them.

First, Lock said that Smashy (the official name for this pet rock now) wanted to mess around with the casino styled torture equipment while there was some poor sap about to be eaten or whatever. Then, Shock was taking all of the funny pages out of the newspaper (Oogie’s only real reason to still even read newspapers) because Smashy wanted to read them first. The last straw came when Barrel had announced that Smashy wanted to eat some of the bug offerings for Oogie. You can mess with his equipment, you can take his funny pages away, but you DON’T mess with his bugs!

From then on, Oogie has had beef with a pet rock and is openly hostile with it.

Any villain you ask about this will tell you either one of the following, “Oh, those kids are 100% messing with him. There’s just no way they’re not.” “Well, Oogie did just pick up a random rock, and with Halloween Town being what it is, it probably is a sentient rock.” “Why do you all keep asking me this? This is too idiotic for me to waste brain cells on.”

If you happen to be dating the bag of bugs, you get to be one of the first to witness this little feud in person. Often times you have to remind Oogie that he is, in fact, butting heads with a rock. You have tried to figure out if this whole Smashy the rock thing is just an elaborate get-back or if the kids are being serious. No matter how hard you try, you can’t tell which it is.

Oogie: Hmph! I guess you’ll just kiss anythin, huh?

These are only my headcanons, so don’t take them as facts! I just thought it’d be fun to share my thoughts

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Maleficent- Lesbian OR Aroace

Hades- Pansexual

Jafar- Bisexual

Grimhilde- Lesbian

Queen of Hearts- Straight

Captain Hook- Bisexual

Cruella De Vil- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Ursula- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Scar- Gay

Gaston- Closeted Bisexual (he has A LOT of internalized homophobia)

Ratigan- Bisexual (w/ male preference)

Frollo- ??? (He’s just a freak, no community wants to claim him)

Madam Mim- Asexual (her only love is chaos)

Rourke- Straight

Bill Sykes- Straight

Clayton- Straight

Alameda Slim- Bisexual

Hans- Straight? Bi-curious?

Dr. Facilier- Bisexual

Honest John- The literal embodiment of “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20”

Prince John- Gay

Magnifico- Straight (I could see him as that fruity English teacher who had a wife and kids)

Madam Medusa- Straight

Mother Gothel- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Lady Tremaine- Just a really mean Lesbian

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- Whenever someone does something he doesn’t like or make a joke on how he died, Ernesto will say “You’re not invited to my Sunrise Spectacular!” just like little kids will say that you’re not invited to their birthday. (Inspired by a Tiktok)

- Hades lips are not naturally that color, he wears lipstick.

- Maleficent will just loom and stare at you in any dark area she can find. She doesn’t even have a real reason to do so, she just likes to wait and see how long it takes you to notice her.

- Cruella is lactose intolerant.

- Yzma, even after getting herself cured of her cat transformation, will still get the effects of catnip if near her.

I GOT MORE NOW

- Ratigan once confused sparkling water, thinking it was a new kind of champagne, and proceeded to experience feeling his body filling with disgusting dread. He has his men now triple check to make sure he never tastes that god awful drink again.

- Hook stress bakes. One time he was on the verge of a mental breakdown, only to realize after tasting a brownie or whatever, that he had accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Yeah that broke him.

- Sometimes if she’s really tired, Ursula will fall asleep while being swept away by a current. This often leads to her washing up on a beach. Sometimes she ends up on a nude beach.

- Maleficent once saw a contest advertisement for a “Maleficent Look alike” contest and decided to compete, mostly to see just how pitiful people would look trying to copy her. She ended getting second place. No one but her left that contest alive, as she could not possibly allow anyone to live after that embarrassment.

- Oogie boogie is banned from other major theme parks and fairs. Not only because he could out cheat the fixed carnival games, but also because he would go to Halloween events and pretend to work there.

- Sykes ran with a small motorcycle gang for a little while when he was younger, maybe 18 to mid 20’s before he decided to settle back down in New York to become a well known loan shark. He still has his bike and the leather vest he wore during that period of his life, but both have essentially collected dust over the years.

He also once accidentally smoke one of his cigars wrong and choked so bad in front of a client, he extended their time to pay him back under the guise they would never mention it to anyone.

- On his way to a cattle farm one night, Alameda Slim once found a two headed calf that had been abandoned by its mother just a few feet away from the initial farm. The discovery both fascinated and kind of disturbed him to the point where he didn’t even go through with his initial plan for the night, he just stayed with the calf, keeping it company. He would’ve honestly kept the little guy, but the poor thing didn’t make it through the night. So, he buried it, and left the cattle farm alone until the next night.

Earlier in their relationship, Jafar and Captain Hook would debate which of their arch nemesis is the bigger pain in the ass.

Hook would bring Jafar the rarest gems from the ships and hidden treasures he raided.

Jafar loves Hook's hair. He would either wrap his hair around his finger or just run his fingers through it.

They would sit quietly together for hours while gazing at the night sky, especially when the full moon is out.

While Hook enjoys visiting Jafar in the desert, Jafar spends most of his visit in Hook's cabin because it's the closest part of the ship he considers fancy. Hook has to tidy up a bit before he comes over.

All: *Discussing all their ages calmly*

All: *Turns to Hook who is silently reading*

Cruella: "Hey Hook! How old are you?"

Hook: *Looks up from his book* "What?"

Hades: "She asked how old are you Hook."

Hook: "Why?"

Cruella: "Just answer to question!"

Hook: "Okay okay! Uhhh- I'm like... Oh god, maybe 210? 215? Honestly I lost count after 150." *Goes back to reading his book*

All: *Silence*