DisMal

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

this gets funnier with each passing year

I FOUND IT! I HAD REBLOGGED IT BEFORE I EVER HAD A FOLLOWER! AND I LOST IT AND I WANTED TO SHOW MY DAD AND I COULDNT FIND IT! AND I FOUND IT!

Kimball Anderson

this is what being in your 20’s is like

i’m glad animals can’t talk like imagine adopting a cute li'l pup & then finding out they had blatantly opressive political views imagine accidentally taking in a stray kitten that was super racist

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

I can’t take this site

Sorry That I Haven’t Seen You In Six Months Because I’m Depressed and My House Is a Mess Because I’m Depressed and I Can’t Talk about What I’ve Been Doing Lately Because I Haven’t Been Doing Anything Lately Because I’m Depressed: the Trilogy

Oh

somebody is saying there are homophobic microaggressions in your community! Do you: A) scream at them B) flail C) leave town, change your name, dye your hair

This is what it’s like applying for jobs

900000% true